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This just in from the French weather centre: An isolated spot of high pressure is beginning to form over the Catalunya regions of Northern Spain and Southern France, particularly centred around Perpignan & Lloret. This means that while everywhere else is rain, sleet and snow, the next few days in Lloret is going to be sunshine all the way and record temperatures for this time of year. Meanwhile, moving in off the coast is a huge Tetley's tanker full of 'Imodium Beer', the fresh new alcoholic beverage which prevents the sh*ts! We're also hearing that the tanker is being driven by a load of nympho Swedish barmaids who have a medical condition which means they only get turned on by Castleford accents...
Who'd have thought it eh?
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