Re: I thought the Conservatives wanted to roll back the Stat : Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:51 pm
El Barbudo wrote:
I reckon Tesco will already have decided to use the extra profit on the naff stuff to improve the competitive price of the higher-priced stuff, hoping to take market share away from other supermarkets.
Actually, what is needed is a naff-stuff-czar who will use their wisdom and judgement to decide which rubbish should be taxed heavily.
I think I am the perfect person for that job.
No-one would be allowed to buy alcohol until they have passed the Barbudo licence test which will involve a written examination about units, malt, barley, Rheinheitsgebot, yeast, fermentation etc etc.
Getting served will not be tested by the age of the purchaser but by what they try to order.
Trying to order anything blue or tasting of bubblegum would add two penalty points to their drinker's licence.
Anyone found incapable through drink would get six penalty points.
Accumulation of twelve penalty points would revoke their licence for one year.
My decision would be final.
Oh, and Christmas would be banned.
Bah.
Actually, what is needed is a naff-stuff-czar who will use their wisdom and judgement to decide which rubbish should be taxed heavily.
I think I am the perfect person for that job.
No-one would be allowed to buy alcohol until they have passed the Barbudo licence test which will involve a written examination about units, malt, barley, Rheinheitsgebot, yeast, fermentation etc etc.
Getting served will not be tested by the age of the purchaser but by what they try to order.
Trying to order anything blue or tasting of bubblegum would add two penalty points to their drinker's licence.
Anyone found incapable through drink would get six penalty points.
Accumulation of twelve penalty points would revoke their licence for one year.
My decision would be final.
Oh, and Christmas would be banned.
Bah.
Sounds very fair.
Can I apply to be a judge on the panel too ?
Being a non-drinker makes my tolorance of drunks and the point at which I consider them to be bladdered far more acute than your average person, a person doesn't need to be falling over drunk for me to write off their opinion as worthless drunken dribbling.