Re: The even-newer film thread – MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS! : Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:54 pm
Bergen Bulldog wrote:
Only out in the cinemas in August.
Saw Transformers 3 today, what a pile of brown stinky stuff that was. The script was awful, when it tried to be funny it wasn't. The number of slow-mo scenes was ridiculous it got to a stage where I thought there was some problem with the equipment. Even the CGI was poor, President Kennedy looked like he'd had a dodgy facelift!
You couldn't care less whether the characters made it to the end or not, as for the leading lady she was just irritating by pouting or screaming in all of her scenes. Obviously she was there just to keep the interest of teenage lads in the audience.
Saw Transformers 3 today, what a pile of brown stinky stuff that was. The script was awful, when it tried to be funny it wasn't. The number of slow-mo scenes was ridiculous it got to a stage where I thought there was some problem with the equipment. Even the CGI was poor, President Kennedy looked like he'd had a dodgy facelift!
You couldn't care less whether the characters made it to the end or not, as for the leading lady she was just irritating by pouting or screaming in all of her scenes. Obviously she was there just to keep the interest of teenage lads in the audience.
I really fail to see how anyone could not find Transformers 3 entertaining? What were you expecting when you went to watch an action movie based on a set of transforming robot toys?
The film is great fun. The visuals are stunning for one. The new girl is absolutely edible and has a sensational body. She also has a very cute girly run that I fell in love with. She's also so nice, far better for Sam than that nasty chav he used to bang. Although I did physically bite my knuckle when I thought she was turning bad when she spoke to Megatron.
The sound on Transformers is also very cool. I watched the film today and have spent all afternoon mimicking the noises. The action scenes are fantastic, the little robots that swear a lot are great. The only downside is the few moments of cringe whenever Octimus speaks. He seems incapable of talking without going into a prophetic ramble about the moral underpinnings of mankind.
As an action movie? Fandabadosy. As an example of cutting edge drama, groundbreaking acting and storytelling? Well, only a fool would expect that.
