Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:22 am  

Bill Kenwright has announced that due to the coin throwing in last Saturday's derby, David Moyes now has £3.76 to spend in the January transfer window....

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:24 pm  

Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:21 pm  

The pervert wards of all Englands prisons will be watching England's match tonight, after Cappello announced both Young and Bent will be playing

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:33 pm  

PrestonSaint wrote:

Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.

Now if you'd said 20 minutes from the end..............

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:34 pm  

PrestonSaint wrote:

Wayne Rooney has said how gutted he is about being sent off in the 32nd minute in Englands game tonight.

fair effort, you were only 40 minutes out

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:08 am  

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:12 pm  

Steve McBanana walks into his local Burger King and says "Give me two whoppers"

So the girl on the till says "O.K. England are going to win the 4 nations, and Michael McIlorum is international class"

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:39 pm  

This one from my daughter. Why did spock visit the toilet? He wanted to see the captains log

[Matt_Horton]

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:14 pm  

Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:29 pm