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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Wed May 23, 2012 10:39 pm  
Who invented the deckchair?
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Wed May 23, 2012 10:41 pm  
cod'ead wrote:
Who invented the deckchair?


The Egyptians.
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Wed May 23, 2012 11:06 pm  
...although John Thomas Moore took out a patent on the design in 1886.
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 12:36 am  
What is the weight of 16 Brazilian Anacondas?
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 12:49 am  
Don't know. What's the weight of one?
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 7:50 am  
The average weight of a Brazilian anaconda is 148.5kg. Thusly, the combined weight of 16 will be 2,376kg.
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 8:23 am  
At a football/rugby match, why is it always the fat bloke who takes his shirt off?
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 8:47 am  
Rock God X wrote:
At a football/rugby match, why is it always the fat bloke who takes his shirt off?


Sorry about that.
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 8:53 am  
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I've got a question, what language did the Normans speak when they conquered us?

Norman French ... like French, only different.
Most "French" people as we now know them didn't speak "French" as we now know it but spoke their own local language.

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If they spoke French then how come we didn't end up speaking French? Were they actually French?

Well, they were Norman ... descended from Norsemen who "settled" in the fertile limestone area now known as Normandy.
To communicate with the Lord of the Manor you'd speak French but, out in the fields, English was still the lingua franca ( :) sorry), so a sheep, which is Schaff in German, a word brought here by the Angles (or Saxons, not sure which) out in the field became Mouton by the time it got to the Lord of the Manor's table.
As Dally mentioned, many of their words entered our language.
For many centuries if you wanted to show you were "educated" or sophisticated, you'd drop a few French words into your conversations, hence Shakespeare used French-speaking as a theatrical device to show how a character had ideas above his social station.

EDIT - Forgot to mention, as late as the 1790's, only about 12% of French people spoke what we now call French.
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Re: Questions You Always Wanted To Ask... : Thu May 24, 2012 9:10 am  
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The average weight of a Brazilian anaconda is 148.5kg. Thusly, the combined weight of 16 will be 2,376kg.

:BLAH:

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