Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:37 am  

John_D wrote:

Someone, somewhere, will have told the authority that sticking a logo on everything will communicate the synergy of brand <council name> to the people and blah blah blah kill me now. All at a reasonable cost, I feel sure.

Like the campaign a few years back to put pink signs randomly all over Salford that said "IN Salford".

IIRC the RFL hired the idiot whose idea that was ... AFTER he'd done it.

A bit like those teams who take a map of a town and divide up the town centre area, shading nice coloured shapes onto it and calling them "quarters", like "Theatre Quarter" because that's where the (sometimes only) theatre is and "Civic Quarter" because that's where the Town Hall is ... these are then renamed again and colour-coded as TQ or CQ, so that they can erect coloured signs to tell you the route to TQ and CQ (regardless of whether you can park there) ... because, obviously, you'd need to know, even though they were vacuous and feckin meaningless.
Halifax and Wakefield come to mind but there will be many more, I think Bradford were thinking about it but just knocked the town centre down instead.

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:54 am  

It's not just councils.

Our housing association suddenly decided to put new signs on our block with the name of the block on and the name of the housing association on. These are next to the two back entrances. Which are only entered via a gated carpark.

Still, at least we now know the name of the block in which we live and the name of the company that can't be bothered to hire gardeners who do anything.

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:01 am  

El Barbudo wrote:

I think Bradford were thinking about it but just knocked the town centre down instead.

Now known as the Desolate Quarter (DQ on signs).

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:29 am  

Mintball wrote:

It's not just councils.

Our housing association suddenly decided to put new signs on our block with the name of the block on and the name of the housing association on. These are next to the two back entrances. Which are only entered via a gated carpark.

Still, at least we now know the name of the block in which we live and the name of the company that can't be bothered to hire gardeners who do anything.

Oh don't ... onto another of my bugbears.

In the lovely town of Hebden Bridge, the Visitor and Canal Centre had a lovely sign painted on one side, all beautifully-done in large writing, narrow-boat style, proclaiming it as, erm, the Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal centre.
All well and good, yes?
So, along comes the council who nail a municipal-looking plastic sign to the existing lovely sign.
What did it say? ... "Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal Centre".

The narrow-boat-writing sign has since been repainted as a mural (not as nice, but hey, not bad) but it still says Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal Centre ... and the municipal sign was removed.
So, along comes the council again who nail the same type of municipal-looking plastic sign to the mural.
What did it say this time? ... "Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal Centre".

The Picture House (a 1920's period gem, listed grade II) has its original carved-in-stone title PICTURE HOUSE high up and two flutteringly attractive banners alongside the lovely wood-and-glass entrance doors, both of which simply say PICTURE HOUSE.
It has the usual glass cases outside advertising whats-on and whats-coming-soon.
No mistaking what this building is.
So, along comes the council who nail a municipal-looking plastic sign to the building which says "Hebden Bridge Picture House".

What kind of morons do we employ?

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:18 pm  

At least the signs in Hebden Bridge do not (or did not when I was last there) have a large sponsor name. I remember ones around Sheffield that advertised a company but you had to squint to see it was Sheffield you were entering (and not blundering into Rotherham or Barnsley).

Oh, the colour for Salford is cerise: the street cleaning vans are a very amazing sight but not as good as maps showing parks in ... cerise.

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:23 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

... What kind of morons do we employ?

Big ones.

That actually reminds me that Hackney council has done the same sort of thing to the council blocks along our street. They're the early 20th-century ones that are about four stories and still decent. And they have the names of the houses already present. It's just replicated on newer signs now.

And yes, the sponsorship that Hillbilly Red mentions – really irritates me to see, say, police vans that are sponsored.

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:30 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

IIRC the RFL hired the idiot whose idea that was ... AFTER he'd done it.

They did and he was responsible for getting rid of the 13 logo and replacing it with the rather bland logo we have now

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:09 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

We have other tried and tested ways of deterring Southerners and Lancastrians ... it's called attitude.
And we are always right.

You've got the wrong side of the Tees there mate

Re: Boundary signs : Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:07 pm  

When I lived in Stone, Staffs, the original brown Tourist Info sign simply read "STONE - CANAL TOWN". It didn't take long for one wag to take a pot of brown paint to the 'C' in "CANAL". Within 24 hours of the council rectifying it, he was back again. Looks like they've finally given up and gone all "mod"



Mind you, as far as defaced street signs go, I still love this from Canal Street in the Pink Quarter in Manchester

Re: Boundary signs : Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:51 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

Oh don't ... onto another of my bugbears.

In the lovely town of Hebden Bridge, the Visitor and Canal Centre had a lovely sign painted on one side, all beautifully-done in large writing, narrow-boat style, proclaiming it as, erm, the Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal centre.
All well and good, yes?
So, along comes the council who nail a municipal-looking plastic sign to the existing lovely sign.
What did it say? ... "Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal Centre".

The narrow-boat-writing sign has since been repainted as a mural (not as nice, but hey, not bad) but it still says Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal Centre ... and the municipal sign was removed.
So, along comes the council again who nail the same type of municipal-looking plastic sign to the mural.
What did it say this time? ... "Hebden Bridge Visitor and Canal Centre".

The Picture House (a 1920's period gem, listed grade II) has its original carved-in-stone title PICTURE HOUSE high up and two flutteringly attractive banners alongside the lovely wood-and-glass entrance doors, both of which simply say PICTURE HOUSE.
It has the usual glass cases outside advertising whats-on and whats-coming-soon.
No mistaking what this building is.
So, along comes the council who nail a municipal-looking plastic sign to the building which says "Hebden Bridge Picture House".

What kind of morons do we employ?

Don't you just love the fact though that they still call it a "Picture House" even on the updated plastic sign?

Bet you wouldn't get that in Milton Keynes.