A man walks on to an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a minute he turns to her and asks "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust, and says "Certainly not." Oh," replies the man "It must be your feet then."
My nextdoor neighbour has just knocked on my door saying she thinks someone has been stealing her underwear off the washing line ..... I almost shat her knickers
In bed watching the telly . There was a bulletin about the Costa Concordia and the presenter mentioned that it was lying on it's side with a gash the size of a tennis court . I just happened to glance at the wife . Boy did she kick off .
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