Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:29 am  

Dally wrote:

Ditto.

On a serious note, if you truly believe that the current crop of bad weather is purely down to your deity of choice being unhappy at same-sex marriage, then you really do need help.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:02 pm  

Dally wrote: Back on topic ...... Cameron MUST stop this gay marriage business. After two (if that's possible?) apocalyptic storms in recent days the Express is now predicting a "significant" storm coming in on Friday, which will be more severe than the recent apocalypse and subsequent apocalyptic storm! http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... IS-weekend I really do hope that you are not being serious ???

Dally wrote: Back on topic ...... Cameron MUST stop this gay marriage business. After two (if that's possible?) apocalyptic storms in recent days the Express is now predicting a "significant" storm coming in on Friday, which will be more severe than the recent apocalypse and subsequent apocalyptic storm! http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... IS-weekend I really do hope that you are not being serious ???

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:45 pm  

What we need is for Kirkstaller to put in an appearance, and direct us towards the appropriate passage in the Bible, where we could get the ecclesiastical equivalent of a two for one offer: Save our Souls, plus an instant reduction in Somerset river levels.

Has to be worth a try as Kay Burley and Charles haven't managed to achieve anything.......

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:49 pm  

rumpelstiltskin wrote:

What we need is for Kirkstaller to put in an appearance, and direct us towards the appropriate passage in the Bible, where we could get the ecclesiastical equivalent of a two for one offer: Save our Souls, plus an instant reduction in Somerset river levels.

Has to be worth a try as Kay Burley and Charles haven't managed to achieve anything.......

Look in the Krayon instead, fastest growing religion, linked to science and they keep women in their place. And they loving hate the gays.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:28 pm  

Dead Man Walking wrote: Dally wrote: Back on topic ...... Cameron MUST stop this gay marriage business. After two (if that's possible?) apocalyptic storms in recent days the Express is now predicting a "significant" storm coming in on Friday, which will be more severe than the recent apocalypse and subsequent apocalyptic storm! http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... IS-weekend I really do hope that you are not being serious ??? Of course he's serious. And he's right. The last time Somerset flooded like this was 1919, the year Liberace was born. Coincidence? I think not.

Dead Man Walking wrote: Dally wrote: Back on topic ...... Cameron MUST stop this gay marriage business. After two (if that's possible?) apocalyptic storms in recent days the Express is now predicting a "significant" storm coming in on Friday, which will be more severe than the recent apocalypse and subsequent apocalyptic storm! http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/45 ... IS-weekend I really do hope that you are not being serious ??? Of course he's serious. And he's right. The last time Somerset flooded like this was 1919, the year Liberace was born. Coincidence? I think not.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:45 pm  

What's Liberace gotta do with the gays? Straight as an arrow that bloke.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:51 pm  

I presume back in Biblical time, God must have been using something like Plague 1.0 which was a very primitive OS by today's standards and whilst effective on primitive minds, did not have anywhere near enough RAM to be anything other than a blunt instrument.

However surely in 2014 he must be on something like Plague 7 or Plague 8? Wouldn't this, especially given the advantage of infinite processing power, be able to target plagues like water or locusts or whatever just to the individuals who are for gay marriage, instead of every feckin body, including your entire local fan base?

Or couldn't he better still just send the relevant people a direct Tweet, or FB them?

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:57 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

I presume back in Biblical time, God must have been using something like Plague 1.0 which was a very primitive OS by today's standards and whilst effective on primitive minds, did not have anywhere near enough RAM to be anything other than a blunt instrument.

However surely in 2014 he must be on something like Plague 7 or Plague 8? Wouldn't this, especially given the advantage of infinite processing power, be able to target plagues like water or locusts or whatever just to the individuals who are for gay marriage, instead of every feckin body, including your entire local fan base?

Or couldn't he better still just send the relevant people a direct Tweet, or FB them?

Turns out he's running Plague Vista. He's trying to use his new Smite2014 application but it keeps telling him he's not got sufficient permissions.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:02 pm  

rumpelstiltskin wrote:

What we need is for Kirkstaller to put in an appearance, and direct us towards the appropriate passage in the Bible, where we could get the ecclesiastical equivalent of a two for one offer: Save our Souls, plus an instant reduction in Somerset river levels.

Has to be worth a try as Kay Burley and Charles haven't managed to achieve anything.......

Mr. Kirkstaller is gone from here but if he was he'd say it was the gays that done it I bet. I wonder where that ray of sunshine is.....?

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:06 pm  

Dead Man Walking wrote:

Mr. Kirkstaller is gone from here but if he was he'd say it was the gays that done it I bet. I wonder where that ray of sunshine is.....?

Making sure his kids are full of hate no doubt.