Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri May 11, 2012 4:06 pm  

had to go to a mates funeral this afternoon
he died when he was struck on the head with a tennis ball
it was a lovely service

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat May 12, 2012 1:20 am  

I was browsing the local paper for the football scores. There were some interesting ones in the Musketeer League - all 4-1.....and one 4 all!!

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat May 19, 2012 12:02 am  

A man went into a shoe shop and bought one boot and one trainer. The store clerk asked why. The man replied 'the weather forecasted one foot of snow'.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat May 19, 2012 12:34 am  

Little lad is shagging his sister, he says " you're better than me mam", the little girl replies, " I know, me dad said".

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat May 19, 2012 8:19 am  

wigan_rlfc wrote:

Little lad is shagging his sister, he says " you're better than me mam", the little girl replies, " I know, me dad said".

Those long winter evenings in Wigan, eh

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Wed May 23, 2012 3:11 pm  

they thought the bloke that invented the tv remote had died, but he turned up safe and sound - he was stuck down the back of the sofa.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu May 24, 2012 11:46 pm  

andym1988 wrote:

they thought the bloke that invented the tv remote had died, but he turned up safe and sound - he was stuck down the back of the sofa.

I heard they revived him by switching the batteries around in his pacemaker and bashing him against the coffee table .

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri May 25, 2012 12:46 pm  

The funeral for the inventor of the Hokey Cokey was delayed by a hour yesterday when the funeral parlour had problems getting him in his coffin. They put his left leg in and thats when the problems started

I know, the old ones are the best

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri May 25, 2012 2:04 pm  

Nice one.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri May 25, 2012 5:58 pm  

Joey Barton is planning to join a new club this summer. He can't say which one, its first rule is you don't talk about it