Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:29 pm  

"What did one BlackBerry user say to the other BlackBerry user? Nothing.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:47 pm  

A bloke goes into a Fancy Dress shop and the shop assistant holds out an England Rugby Union kit for him. He says no no i said i want to look like a count not a C.

Finish it yourselfs.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:45 pm  

Road To Nowhere wrote:

Paul McCartney has had his first row with his new wife. He has complained she is spending twice as much on shoes as his last one!!!

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:22 pm  

Horatio Yed wrote:

"What did one BlackBerry user say to the other BlackBerry user? Nothing.

Was walking in the Tesco entrance earlier, when I read their motto, 'Why Pay More?'

"Good point," I thought... "Asda it is then."

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:23 pm  

Everybody is raving about, 'The only way is Essex.'
Personally I prefer, 'The only way is Liverpool...'

Or Crimewatch as it's better known.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:59 pm  

I hate some of the excuses women come up with for not having sex. Like:

"I'm on my period."

"I've got a headache."

Or

"Get your hands off my neck I don't even know you."

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:02 pm  

Sex is for people who can't afford Xbox Live membership.

[TimperleySaint]

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:43 pm  

Cory69 wrote:

Sex is for people who can't afford Xbox Live membership.

Side-splittingly funny...

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:05 pm  

Mike Oxlong wrote:

Side-splittingly funny...

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:55 pm  

Sorry to anyone who may find this offensive but I thought it was quite funny.

The government have advised people to watch out that they're not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets.

I think I'll be alright though. My tickets for the men's wheelchair triple jump seem genuine enough.