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Bob Monkhouse: People used to laugh when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
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My scouse mate has just got his kids a trampoline and bikes from the internet. I asked which website he saw it on. He replied 'Google earth'
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It's 20 years (together) for me and Mrs G, in a couple of weeks time, and I've just been thinking back to our first 9 dates, which were 8 meals and a visit to the pictures to see a super hero film. So that's dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman  I'm REALLY sorry. I've got me coat.
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lefty goldblatt wrote: It's 20 years (together) for me and Mrs G, in a couple of weeks time, and I've just been thinking back to our first 9 dates, which were 8 meals and a visit to the pictures to see a super hero film. So that's dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman I'm REALLY sorry. I've got me coat.   
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Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
BBC Sport wrote: 30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!!
Wembley71 wrote: .....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it.... |
The first rule of Thesaurus Club ......is that you do not talk, articulate, babble, broach, chant, chat, chatter, comment on, communicate, confess, converse, describe, divulge, drawl, drone, express, flap one's tongue, gab, babble, give voice to, gossip, influence, intone, notify, palaver, parlay, patter, persuade, prate, prattle, pronounce, reveal, rhapsodize, run on, say, sing, soliloquize, speak, spill the beans, spout, squeak, squeal, talk one's leg off, tell, tell all, use, utter, ventriloquize, verbalize, voice or yak about Thesaurus Club. 
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.. "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
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Sad preacher nailed upon the coloured door of time;
Insane teacher be there reminded of the rhyme.
There'll be no mutant enemy we shall certify;
Political ends, as sad remains, will die. |
The joke here is that you found an Irishman who did not know about golf (or any sport).
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God job he wasn't Asian the accent was all wrong
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Sad preacher nailed upon the coloured door of time;
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There'll be no mutant enemy we shall certify;
Political ends, as sad remains, will die. |
Strangely, I heard every Irish joke in the years 1965 - 1977 as a "Wiganer ...". Then in rugby terms, the joke was on us.
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I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays
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| Hull KR |
28 |
729 |
335 |
394 |
44 |
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
| Wigan |
27 |
721 |
336 |
385 |
44 |
| Warrington |
29 |
769 |
351 |
418 |
42 |
| Leigh |
28 |
580 |
404 |
176 |
33 |
| Salford |
28 |
556 |
561 |
-5 |
32 |
| St.Helens |
28 |
618 |
411 |
207 |
30 |
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| Catalans |
27 |
475 |
427 |
48 |
30 |
| Leeds |
27 |
530 |
488 |
42 |
28 |
| Huddersfield |
27 |
468 |
658 |
-190 |
20 |
| Castleford |
27 |
425 |
735 |
-310 |
15 |
| Hull FC |
27 |
328 |
894 |
-566 |
6 |
| LondonB |
27 |
317 |
916 |
-599 |
6 |
| Betfred Championship 2024 ROUND : 1 | | | PLD | F | A | DIFF | PTS |
| Wakefield |
26 |
1010 |
262 |
748 |
50 |
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
| Toulouse |
25 |
744 |
368 |
376 |
35 |
| Bradford |
26 |
678 |
387 |
291 |
34 |
| York |
27 |
655 |
469 |
186 |
30 |
| Widnes |
26 |
551 |
475 |
76 |
29 |
| Featherstone |
26 |
622 |
500 |
122 |
28 |
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| Sheffield |
26 |
626 |
526 |
100 |
28 |
| Doncaster |
26 |
498 |
619 |
-121 |
25 |
| Halifax |
26 |
509 |
650 |
-141 |
22 |
| Batley |
26 |
422 |
591 |
-169 |
22 |
| Barrow |
25 |
442 |
720 |
-278 |
19 |
| Swinton |
27 |
474 |
670 |
-196 |
18 |
| Whitehaven |
25 |
437 |
826 |
-389 |
18 |
| Dewsbury |
27 |
348 |
879 |
-531 |
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