Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:21 pm  

sanjunien wrote:

well, i'll 'pm' it to you both first then you tell me

Show some spunk old boy.

Get it posted.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:22 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Show some spunk old boy.

Get it posted.

i'll probably end up in La Bastille !!!

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:26 pm  

sanjunien wrote:

i'll probably end up in La Bastille !!!

Q, How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:37 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Q, How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

dunno !

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:41 pm  

Me neither. It's never been tried.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:44 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Me neither. It's never been tried.

oohh that's nasty, and an insult to the Fifth Republic !




but TRUE

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:18 am  

sanjunien wrote:

please mods - are we allowed Kate Middleton jokes ?

serious question BTW

Go on then, I'll give it a go.
Just got told this one.

To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Midddleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a collector's edition of two small jugs

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:10 am  

I asked my boss "what do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?", he replied "Just pop it in the corner". Four loving hours it took me.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:33 am  

Just bought some anti gloating cream ..................... I cant wait to rub it in

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:04 pm  

After the reluctance of the foreign journalist to hand over the topless pictures of our future queen, Clarence house has said if all pictures and negatives are not returned by midnight, tonight, THEY will release pictures of a fully naked Duchess of Cornwall.