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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:56 pm  
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:50 am  
3 ex-BBC stars are the latest to come forward and claim to've been fingered by Jimmy Savile.

Sooty, Sweep and Sue are currently being questioned.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:01 pm  
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3 ex-BBC stars are the latest to come forward and claim to've been fingered by Jimmy Savile.

Sooty, Sweep and Sue are currently being questioned.


The Sooty Show was on ITV from 1967 onwards
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:45 pm  
Spent its first 12 years on the Beeb.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:45 pm  
preferred Pinky & Perky personally

does anyone recall The Beakles ?
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:51 pm  
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preferred Pinky & Perky personally

does anyone recall The Beakles ?


I bet you did. :NAUGHTY:

Keep it clean mate, this is a family forum. :)
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:44 pm  
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I bet you did. :NAUGHTY:

Keep it clean mate, this is a family forum. :)


thought you were in Croatia for the winter WZ ?


anyway a sad day in town today

the local family-run hearing aid business has just gone bust after three generations

it's an end of an earhole....



okay, i'm going... :oops:
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:02 pm  
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thought you were in Croatia for the winter WZ ?


I might have to go permanently to escape the Bullingdon bureaucrats.

''Viva le republic''. :D
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:19 pm  
Jimmy Savile knew of the Rochdale paedophile ring before they were arrested. They were going to make a programme about it, called Jamaal Fix It
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