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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:04 pm  
I went to watch the film "Life of Pi", very disappointed, it was not about pies after all so all the Wiganers walked out.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:04 am  
What a struggle I've had today, putting together my Dean Martin wardrobe, and Frank Sinatra bookcase!!

Last time I buy any of that Rat-pack furniture!!
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:55 am  
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I went to watch the film "Life of Pi", very disappointed, it was not about pies after all so all the Wiganers walked out 20 minutes before the end.


Slight edit ;-)
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:13 am  
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What a struggle I've had today, putting together my Dean Martin wardrobe, and Frank Sinatra bookcase!!

Last time I buy any of that Rat-pack furniture!!



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:58 am  
My neighbour has just had one of those "American" garage sales

I bought a pub quiz machine, with a slight defect. £100, no questions asked
and a telly with a broken volume control for a tenner....well, I couldn't turn THAT down
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:50 pm  
The ex wife said I only had two faults:

Firstly that I never listened to her......and some other rubbish she kept whittering on about!!
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:32 pm  
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The ex wife said I only had two faults:

Firstly that I never listened to her......and some other rubbish she kept whittering on about!!


Mine say's I only have two faults, everything I say and everything I do.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:06 am  
I had a lovely date with a woman who works at a zoo. I think she might be a keeper.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:15 am  
Everyone knows I'm sleeping with my coworker at the zoo.

It's getting hard to ignore the elephant in the room.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:42 pm  
What do Celtic and Oscar Pistorius have in common?


Both lost two legs and only had three shots on target...
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