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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:21 pm  
This has to be the best thread of the year!
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:35 pm  
Jackson the German Shepherd Dog stole a whole hot 'n spicy pizza that had just been delievered to one of my daughters while the wife and I were on holiday this year, she thought she'd mislaid it at first because he ate all of it, including the box, it was only when he started squirting liquid hot 'n spicy pizza all over the garden that she realised what had happened to it.

The wife and I got a text message in our hotel in Corfu, "Come home please, dog shitting all over house"
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:46 pm  
RooRoo wrote:
Let me rephrase, is it only women who can eat spicy food and not suffer this problem?


A Korma isn't spicy food.
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:07 pm  
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A Korma isn't spicy food.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :BOW: :BOW:
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:22 pm  
Dave Lister wrote:
A Korma isn't spicy food.


I liked that a lot.
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:39 pm  
Dave Lister wrote:
A Korma isn't spicy food.


Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.

Sorry.
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:46 pm  
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Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.


He succeeded though.
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:51 pm  
Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:53 pm  
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Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like


At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.
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Re: Chilli bum : Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:56 pm  
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At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.


:WHISTLE:

Have to fulfill those needs somehow when the painter's are in.






And I've told them about eating curries during their lunchbreaks.
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