Dally wrote:
I assume that's the place that was in the 'papers a month or too back - when a bloke finally managed to complete it. Took him quite a long time as I recall. Not like my 5 minutes at Fatty Arbuckles (with 2 pints thrown in)!
I assume that was timed from when your food finally arrived in front of you. Fatty Arbuckle's always operated a "seven minute rule".
You walk through the door and they sit you at a table, drop the menus in front of you and disappear for seven minutes. They then reappear and take your order. Seven minutes later, your drinks arrive, seven minutes after that your food arrives. Seven minutes after the last plate is dropped onto the table, they hover at your shoulder, just waiting for you to place your knife & fork together on your plate, so that they can whisk it away. Seven minutes later, your bill arrives and seven minutes after that they start nudging into your chair, just to let you know that your 49 minutes of fame is at an end