Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:31 pm  

Rock God X wrote: Katie Holmes: I don't want my child to be brainwashed by Scientology. I want her to be brainwashed by Catholicism instead. Harrumph. I prefer Newsthump's explanation. http://newsthump.com/2012/07/02/tom-cruise-divorce-papers-cite-irreconcilable-difference-as-holmes-lack-of-penis

Rock God X wrote: Katie Holmes: I don't want my child to be brainwashed by Scientology. I want her to be brainwashed by Catholicism instead. Harrumph. I prefer Newsthump's explanation. http://newsthump.com/2012/07/02/tom-cruise-divorce-papers-cite-irreconcilable-difference-as-holmes-lack-of-penis

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:00 pm  

That is rather good.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:46 pm  

I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:50 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity.

His party trick is turning wine into piss

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:20 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity.

I don't know if you noticed, but he and his team were crucified by the Exiles.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:49 pm  

It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me

It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:11 pm  

cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me I hope they give as much credence to the story of Finn the Giant and his pavement to Scotland as they do the Creationist explanation, it has as much legitimacy although the Giant story doesn't have quite the same amount of comic value.

cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me I hope they give as much credence to the story of Finn the Giant and his pavement to Scotland as they do the Creationist explanation, it has as much legitimacy although the Giant story doesn't have quite the same amount of comic value.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:12 pm  

Him wrote:

... But I did meet Jesus in another deep spiritual interaction, he said that Kirkstaller has it all wrong. Evolution is true, creationism is incorrect and it's just plain silly to take the bible literally and not apply its teachings to modern standards.
He said that the whole point of him going around doing good deeds was to try and inspire other people to also do good deeds, not blindly follow some bastardised interpretation of what he was trying to do or to take his teachings and tales as literal but as metaphors for how someone should live their life.
Basically he said that you only need to live by the bit that says "treat others as you would wish to be treated" and you'll do fine and fulfill his goal of trying to make things better.

Now I don't believe a word these so-called "scientists" say about evolution and the big bang and what have you, but I have faith in Jesus. So there. Conclusive proof, backed up with incontrovertible evidence.

Me too.
Well, almost.
He told me the bible was nowt to do with him or his dad and was written by human beings.
He said that him and his dad wished we'd all be nice to each other, it would make a nice change.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:21 pm  

cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me Indeed, likewise I'll not be giving them any of my cash in a hurry.

cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me Indeed, likewise I'll not be giving them any of my cash in a hurry.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:26 pm  

cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me That's put me off taking my family to St Michaels Mount on our summer holiday. I've joined the Facebook group protesting against this.

cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me That's put me off taking my family to St Michaels Mount on our summer holiday. I've joined the Facebook group protesting against this.