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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:20 pm  
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:19 pm  
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.


All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son :lol:
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:53 pm  
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vbfg wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.


All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son :lol:


Don't think it was, was it? :THINK:
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:10 pm  
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Don't think it was, was it? :THINK:

:lol: :CLAP:
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:19 am  
Had a pelican bhuna last night. It was delicious but the bill was massive.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:08 pm  
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Don't think it was, was it? :THINK:


Explain?
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:35 pm  
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Explain?

Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke. :DOH:
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:38 pm  
Isn't this sorted yet. :lol:
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:11 pm  
What's the difference between a female mudfish and a male mudfish?

Mudflaps. :D
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:03 pm  
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Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke. :DOH:


Silly me :SUBMISSION:
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