Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:32 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

Poor Wills. It'll be like fucklng a welly full of caviar.

His Uncle Andy might get him sorted with a couple of 16/17 year olds if the sensation isn't there anymore.

Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:35 pm  

Ajw71 wrote:

How exciting, love the royals!

Absolutely. It seems churlish of people to poke fun. Let's just establish what's happened here. Nine short months ago, William, our beloved heir to the throne, in a fairy-tale scene that, in my mind's eye, I see in soft focus and full of shimmering silks, lace and probably rose petals, dumped a sackful up the front pipe of his missus, a Duchess from Cambridge. That in itself is no mean feat because, let's be honest, she's a bit of a minger.

In the intervening period she has, single handedly, and armed only with millions of years of evolution and the best medical care our money can buy, baked a fully formed small human that she has now pushed out of her cladger.

Name one other couple that could have achieved that amazing, wondrous and awesome miracle. Go on. Just one. See? You can't. It's just so full of amazement, wonder, awe and...erm... miraculosity.

And that's why the media are all over it.

Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:39 pm  

One from the bro in law...

"The Royal Baby is said to look like Diana. All squished up and covered in blood."

Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:50 pm  

Red John wrote:

Absolutely. It seems churlish of people to poke fun. Let's just establish what's happened here. Nine short months ago, William, our beloved heir to the throne, in a fairy-tale scene that, in my mind's eye, I see in soft focus and full of shimmering silks, lace and probably rose petals, dumped a sackful up the front pipe of his missus, a Duchess from Cambridge. That in itself is no mean feat because, let's be honest, she's a bit of a minger.

In the intervening period she has, single handedly, and armed only with millions of years of evolution and the best medical care our money can buy, baked a fully formed small human that she has now pushed out of her cladger.

Name one other couple that could have achieved that amazing, wondrous and awesome miracle. Go on. Just one. See? You can't. It's just so full of amazement, wonder, awe and...erm... miraculosity.

And that's why the media are all over it.

That might be the best post ever.

Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:12 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

:lol:

That might be the best post ever.

The post after it swept the floor with it. Far more efficiently too.

Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:23 pm  

Red John wrote:

Absolutely. It seems churlish of people to poke fun. Let's just establish what's happened here. Nine short months ago, William, our beloved heir to the throne, in a fairy-tale scene that, in my mind's eye, I see in soft focus and full of shimmering silks, lace and probably rose petals, dumped a sackful up the front pipe of his missus, a Duchess from Cambridge. That in itself is no mean feat because, let's be honest, she's a bit of a minger.

In the intervening period she has, single handedly, and armed only with millions of years of evolution and the best medical care our money can buy, baked a fully formed small human that she has now pushed out of her cladger.

Name one other couple that could have achieved that amazing, wondrous and awesome miracle. Go on. Just one. See? You can't. It's just so full of amazement, wonder, awe and...erm... miraculosity.

And that's why the media are all over it.

10/10 excellent post

Re: The big moment approaches : Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:57 pm  

Don't know if its been said , or if I'm wrong or its changed etc .
BUT! whilst Queenie hangs on to her residence and the crown what if Charlie pops his cloggs ?

Surely then we should be flocking around princess Beatrice and asking her to get knocked up so we can see our future monarch .

You see this is what you get when you don't get a say . One day we might even end up with a mad German .

Re: The big moment approaches : Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:29 am  

muttley cat wrote:

Don't know if its been said , or if I'm wrong or its changed etc .
BUT! whilst Queenie hangs on to her residence and the crown what if Charlie pops his cloggs ?

Surely then we should be flocking around princess Beatrice and asking her to get knocked up so we can see our future monarch .

You see this is what you get when you don't get a say . One day we might even end up with a mad German .

As far as I can determine, that's the one saving grace about a constitutional monarchy, it doesn't actually matter if they even have a brain, so long as they cut a few ribbons and host the occasional banquet for a murderous dictator or potentate to whom we'd like to sell something.

Re: The big moment approaches : Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:53 am  

Australia seem to be very excited about it all.

The one good thing I've learnt from the media, that I've tried to avoid, is that of all the children born today 15,000 will die of starvation.

Re: The big moment approaches : Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:59 am  

Al Jazeera has been a refuge of news sanity over the past 24 hours.

The BBC move main news and sport to Manchester, so as soon as a baby is born in London, they ship Susanna Reid back down to London.

Don't they have any journos/presenters working in the capital anymore?