Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:26 pm  

kirkstaller wrote:

Again, that is not murder. Murder can only be committed by men. Next you will be telling me that black widows and great white sharks are murderers.

So God is no better than an animal? Did he eat him afterwards?

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:29 pm  

kirkstaller wrote:

That was not a prohibition against sex within marriage. When you read the context of the passage you will see that it is advising the early Christians not to participate in pagan practices.

Please do not quote mine.

Your interpretation of the rules as ever serves only to astound.

Is masturbation allowed in your rule-book?

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:30 pm  

kirkstaller wrote:

Well was she?

You really are scum, aren't you?

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:30 pm  

kirkstaller wrote:

Well was she?

Is self-defence murder? Is war murder? Is turning someone's life support machine off murder? No.

Is "smiting" someone so they die for touching a box of knicknacks murder?

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:32 pm  

Chief Stinkwort wrote:

Your interpretation of the rules as ever serves only to astound.

Is masturbation allowed in your rule-book?

If you are lusting over anyone else but your spouse then it is a sin. Also, the story of Onan indicates that it is.

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:32 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

You really are scum, aren't you?

Hang on, that's out of order. I was only asking a question.

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:33 pm  

Neil HFC wrote:

Is "smiting" someone so they die for touching a box of knicknacks murder?

No, because the perpetrator is divine.

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:34 pm  

kirkstaller wrote:

If you are lusting over anyone else but your spouse then it is a sin. Also, the story of Onan indicates that it is.

God killed him aswell.

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:34 pm  

kirkstaller wrote:

Rock God X wrote:

You really are scum, aren't you?

Hang on, that's out of order. I was only asking a question.

I only put scum because the swear filter won't allow anything stronger.

Re: Coalition For Marriage : Sat May 19, 2012 8:36 pm  

Neil HFC wrote:

kirkstaller wrote:

If you are lusting over anyone else but your spouse then it is a sin. Also, the story of Onan indicates that it is.

God killed him aswell.

Which is odd, because I've had loads of wanks - literally hundreds - and he hasn't killed me even once.