Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:04 pm  

DHM wrote:

Never eat in a place that has pictures of the food outside or on the walls or windows ( a stylish, well lit photograph in a well put together leather bound menu is acceptable).

Absolutely.
In fact, I had intended to post something similar ... and somehow I thought I had.

Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:47 pm  

Buy cheap, buy twice.

[SouthStander.com]

Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:57 pm  

If it's free, it's probably not worth having.

If you haven't entered, it is unlikely you've won.

Life is not a rehearsal.

Never solve someones computer/phone/TV problem, you'll be their support desk for life.

Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:09 pm  

DHM wrote:

Never eat in a place that has pictures of the food outside or on the walls or windows ( a stylish, well lit photograph in a well put together leather bound menu is acceptable).

Spot on.

In similar vein, choose restaurants with small menus – no establishment can cook 100 dishes properly. Learnt from reading Anthony Bourdain – and has never failed me.

Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:23 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

You can only p!ss with the cock you've got.

Not strictly true, if you have been fitted with a suprapubic catheter you don't need your cock to mickey with.

Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:39 pm  

peggy wrote:

Not strictly true, if you have been fitted with a suprapubic catheter you don't need your cock to mickey with.

I did actually think that as an afterthought.

Don't trust blokes who pm you setting you up for a shag in a nearby locality. (lover).

Re: Wise words : Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:12 pm  

Hull White Star wrote:

Never spend more than you earn.

seriously? how the hell can you claim to follow that one?

Re: Wise words : Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:25 am  

Standee wrote:

seriously? how the hell can you claim to follow that one?

Steady, I did ask for no politics, no religion.
Let's keep it light.
Ta.

Re: Wise words : Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:31 am  

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

Re: Wise words : Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:36 am  

One should be willing to try most things in life except incest and folk dancing.