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Re: Should cats be controlled : Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:14 pm  
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Now what was it that I asked about how many cats killed children?


I gave you the answer several pages back - it depends on how big the cat is.

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Re: Should cats be controlled : Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:33 pm  
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I'd guess none. But it appears Sally Cinnamon has tortured and killed at least one cat.


There is a self-professed catkiller who lives down our street.
He drinks in my local.
I'm blase on the subject.
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:56 pm  
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How many have they saved?


Not as many as mans most loyal friend i would guess
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:45 am  
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How many children have been savaged to death by cats?

Just askin'.


My arm is covered in scars. To be fair, my habit of making them do barrel rolls is partly to blame. I do have persistent injuries though.

They're house cats though. They only leave the house for vet visits, and their victim list only consists of any spiders that come down to ground level. When I first got them my door opened directly on to a main road and I wasn't letting them out there. When they're gone I'll likely do the same with the next lot.
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:00 am  
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My arm is covered in scars. To be fair, my habit of making them do barrel rolls is partly to blame. I do have persistent injuries though.

They're house cats though. They only leave the house for vet visits, and their victim list only consists of any spiders that come down to ground level. When I first got them my door opened directly on to a main road and I wasn't letting them out there. When they're gone I'll likely do the same with the next lot.


Given enough time you could have invented a new breed, the barrel roll cat, don't laugh I'm serious, given time the pigeon fanciers in the north east invented "tumbler" pigeons which literally fall out of the sky for no apparent reason, they saw this as something funny to watch although it was usually fatal for the bird of course.

I'd buy one of the new barrel roll cats especially if that was its preferred method of getting around the house.
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:12 am  
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I'd buy one of the new barrel roll cats especially if that was its preferred method of getting around the house.


For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.

I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there.
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:22 am  
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For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.

I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there.


Your cats should get to know The Bear aka My Sad Cat
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For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.

I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there.


Your cats should get to know The Bear aka My Sad Cat
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:54 am  
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For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.

I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there.



Blimey, you're the feline equivalent to Josef Mengele, I bet other cats in your neighbourhood point to your house and whisper "...and you know, no cat has ever been seen outside of those doors, there was a dog once who looked in the window and what he saw, well, you wouldn't want to hear..."
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Re: Should cats be controlled : Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:27 am  
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Blimey, you're the feline equivalent to Josef Mengele, I bet other cats in your neighbourhood point to your house and whisper "...and you know, no cat has ever been seen outside of those doors, there was a dog once who looked in the window and what he saw, well, you wouldn't want to hear..."



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