Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:44 pm  

Why did fans avoid the front row seats at this years Snooker Championships? The queues were too long.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:08 pm  

I remember when I was little, lying down with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.
Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and went.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:56 pm  

What do Arsenal and Batman have in common? They just don't work without Robin.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:33 pm  

So, Kim Jong Il has died. For those stupid people who don't keep up with current affairs, she was the leader of North Korea.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:35 pm  

Grab your taco love, you've just pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:39 pm  

Kim Jong-Il’s family bought him a dog for Christmas. Now they’ll have to eat it without him.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:44 pm  

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:19 pm  

I went to Ann Summers at the White Rose today and bought my other half some crotchless knickers.

Did i feel horny? No, i just thought she needed a better grip on her broomstick.

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:37 pm  

I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants - Feefiphobia

Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:38 pm  

Sitting on a Train the other day and on gets a Beautifull thai Bird!!
I Gaze across in Amazement and say to myself Please dont get an Erection,Please dont get an Erection!!
And Guess what,
She bloody did..