Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:31 am  

WIZEB wrote:

I would be devastated if Jacob Rees-Mogg didn't have one.

If he's not got one, then they just don't exist trust me

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:34 am  

MGarbutt1986 wrote:

it's "bidet"

Smart booty

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:35 am  

POSTL wrote:

Smart booty

and if I ever go to WIZEB's house, it will be a clean one!

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:36 am  

Mild Rover wrote:

No deal currently at 4-1 with Coral and Ladbrokes.

Time for some light prepping this weekend, I think. Get the panic in early. Makes you think about the true essentials in life. Bog roll being right up there.

If it was 100-1 I wouldn't risk a bet

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:46 am  

POSTL wrote:

If it was 100-1 I wouldn't risk a bet

May would settle for a packet of Haribo, she clearly doesn't want out.

[Pumpetypump]

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:04 pm  

MGarbutt1986 wrote:

she clearly doesn't want out.

She was never a remainer. Her pre referendum interventions for remain were infrequent and lukewarm. Presumably merely keeping sweet the side she thought would win.

[Mild Rover]

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:46 pm  

POSTL wrote:

If it was 100-1 I wouldn't risk a bet

Ahhh, but would you (hypothetically) offer me, say 50-1 or 20-1?

I ‘bet’ you’ll be buying a couple of extra tins of beans and a bigger pack of Andrex than normal... I bet you will.

The chance to use WIZEB’s amazing bidet is definitely some consolation though.
Can I use your bog as well, mate? Or do I have to drive to Withernsea in stinky discomfort?

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:13 pm  

Mild Rover wrote:

Ahhh, but would you (hypothetically) offer me, say 50-1 or 20-1?

I ‘bet’ you’ll be buying a couple of extra tins of beans and a bigger pack of Andrex than normal... I bet you will.

The chance to use WIZEB’s amazing bidet is definitely some consolation though.
Can I use your bog as well, mate? Or do I have to drive to Withernsea in stinky discomfort?

I would be happy to offer you 20-1 (not hypothetically) that we will not leave without a deal mate as long as you offer me 4-1 that we will aaaaaahhhhhh gotcha

On the bidet front, I've never used one and they frighten me a bit, I just don't fancy a jet of cold water shooting up my Jacksy, UNLESS Winzeb has one that uses warm water. I'm afraid I will have to draw the line at you using my bog, what ive managed to save is for me every one for themselves, if I let you everyone will want to use it

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:17 pm  

POSTL wrote:

I would be happy to offer you 20-1 (not hypothetically) that we will not leave without a deal mate as long as you offer me 4-1 that we will aaaaaahhhhhh gotcha

On the bidet front, I've never used one and they frighten me a bit, I just don't fancy a jet of cold water shooting up my Jacksy, UNLESS Winzeb has one that uses warm water. I'm afraid I will have to draw the line at you using my bog, what ive managed to save is for me every one for themselves, if I let you everyone will want to use it

Bidets have mixer taps (loving the thread drift from the Brexit debate, which has both remain and leave sides bored)

[Mild Rover]

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:49 pm  

POSTL wrote:

I would be happy to offer you 20-1 (not hypothetically) that we will not leave without a deal mate as long as you offer me 4-1 that we will aaaaaahhhhhh gotcha

On the bidet front, I've never used one and they frighten me a bit, I just don't fancy a jet of cold water shooting up my Jacksy, UNLESS Winzeb has one that uses warm water. I'm afraid I will have to draw the line at you using my bog, what ive managed to save is for me every one for themselves, if I let you everyone will want to use it

I’m not much on a gambling man, i’m afraid - though I might be tempted to offer you 4-1 on (1-4) on deal or delay, if I were! That said, I hope you’re right.

I’ll be fine btw - I have a plan. It’s y’all who’ll be using the shiny 1980s British Rail issue stuff. There’s a childhood memory I wish I could forget.