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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:52 pm  
I went to Ann Summers and splashed out on some new lingerie.
Barstewards made me pay for it!
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:04 pm  
How do you make a goldfish age? Take away the G.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:00 pm  
Glad Facebook reminded me that it's Jesus' Birthday today - with all this Christmas stuff going on, I'd completely forgotten.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:19 am  
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Glad Facebook reminded me that it's Jesus' Birthday today


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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:36 am  
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Obama's Mexican gardener...
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:52 am  
Big Graeme wrote:
Obama's Mexican gardener...


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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:38 pm  
An old geezer of 78 marries a girl of 18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down from the hotel room with teary eyes and a pained expression on her face.

"What's the matter, dear?" asks the receptionist at the hotel front desk.

"Well", sobbed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, but I assumed he meant his money".
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:18 pm  
Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said; "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek Mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors, no expense spared, it was marvellous.

When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; "You see that bridge over there ?"

The Spaniard replied; "No."
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:18 pm  
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.


The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"Oh, I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, hugged and kissed me.
That night we had the most amazing sex ever..........
Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before.
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Re: Jokes Thread 2 : Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:10 pm  
Blazingsmoke Bronco wrote:
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.


The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"Oh, I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, hugged and kissed me.
That night we had the most amazing sex ever..........
Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before.


I'll be using those :lol:
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