[Durham Giant]

Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:46 am  

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12132990 That is a blow especially when i have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12132990 That is a blow especially when i have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:08 pm  

This is old news.

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:00 pm  

'Mouths were designed for eating (and occasionally a bit of breathing) but nothing else. Only revolting perverts – particularly the gay kind – would even think of using them for some other, entirely unnatural purpose.'

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:25 pm  

Mintball wrote:

'Mouths were designed for eating (and occasionally a bit of breathing) but nothing else. Only revolting perverts – particularly the gay kind – would even think of using them for some other, entirely unnatural purpose.'

You haven't, have you....?

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:30 pm  

For those unable to abstain despite the awful risks, why not just wear one of those huge thin polythene bags that you get your suit in from the dry cleaners, for total protection?

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:38 pm  

Dally wrote:

You haven't, have you....?

I have indeed just paraphrased you.

I feel dirty now.

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:42 pm  

Mintball wrote:

I feel dirty now.

Better get the old diving togs on then.

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:54 pm  

If God had designed things a bit better he wouldn't have put the snack bar next to the toilets.

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:09 pm  

DHM wrote:

If God had designed things a bit better he wouldn't have put the snack bar next to the toilets.

Or the chocolate shop in one of the toliets.

Re: Muff diving can damage your health : Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:45 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

For those unable to abstain despite the awful risks, why not just wear one of those huge thin polythene bags that you get your suit in from the dry cleaners, for total protection?

I've got a resucitation mask that I'm sure I can modify to make a portable version.


I'd bet Dally wouldn't turn a BJ down, though I suppose that's different.