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Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:43 am  
I witnessed an entropy defying moment yesterday and wondered whether others have had witnessed such things of late?

Picture the scene. We have a shower above our bath. Yesterday morning I got in to have a shower. There was a bath rack across the opposite end of the bath, the major part of which heaped with flannels, sponges etc. Just a small compartment of the rack was clear and that had a bar of soap in it (left-hand side as I looked back). As I got under the shower I picked the soap up [I digress for a moment here for the benefit of any lady readers - the intention was to wash my slim, finely toned body and understated manhood]. Anyway, as soon as I picked up the soap and started to wash I dropped it. It fell, down the right-hand side of the bath, hit the curve at the bottom and shot directly across to the bottom end of the bath and went straight back into the small, soap compartment on the left of the bathrack from whence it had just come, without even touching the sides. It was as though I had breached the laws of the universe by taking an action in time and space that was not permitted! Second time there was no reversal.
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If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:58 am  
I really don't know why I worry about my own sanity.
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:00 pm  
At least there's no link to the Daily Mail.
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:03 pm  
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At least there's no link to the Daily Mail.


He's still in the process of selling it the story.

Complete with pictures.
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:04 pm  
If it does it every day, you could turn it into a soap
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:08 pm  
Dally wrote:
I witnessed an entropy defying moment yesterday and wondered whether others have had witnessed such things of late?

Picture the scene. We have a shower above our bath. Yesterday morning I got in to have a shower. There was a bath rack across the opposite end of the bath, the major part of which heaped with flannels, sponges etc. Just a small compartment of the rack was clear and that had a bar of soap in it (left-hand side as I looked back). As I got under the shower I picked the soap up [I digress for a moment here for the benefit of any lady readers - the intention was to wash my slim, finely toned body and understated manhood]. Anyway, as soon as I picked up the soap and started to wash I dropped it. It fell, down the right-hand side of the bath, hit the curve at the bottom and shot directly across to the bottom end of the bath and went straight back into the small, soap compartment on the left of the bathrack from whence it had just come, without even touching the sides. It was as though I had breached the laws of the universe by taking an action in time and space that was not permitted! Second time there was no reversal.


Any pics to back up this claim because that statement could be as misleading as most DM headlines :wink:
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:13 pm  
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He's still in the process of selling it the story.

Complete with pictures.


Good God, woman. Have you no decency?
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:32 pm  
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Good God, woman. Have you no decency?


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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:21 pm  
I've just got my head out of the toilet bowl after reading "understated manhood". Bugger, there goes my cup-a-soup.
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Re: Defying entropy : Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:18 pm  
He mis-spelt 'undersized'.
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