poop happens : Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:36 pm  

Just sat in my dinner ... and with clean trousers on too. Pasta stuchk to my a**e when I got up. Moral of the story - eat at the table and do not put your dinner on the settee. Got to now eat what I've scraped off my booty.

Re: poop happens : Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:00 pm  

Coddy's right.
You've definitely been slurping on your lasses sherry.

Re: poop happens : Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:08 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Coddy's right.
You've definitely been slurping on your lasses sherry.

No - just put my plate down, finished a 'phone call, plugged the laptop lead in and moved backwards to the settee whilst watching the telly. Multi-tasking ain't for men!

Re: poop happens : Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:11 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Coddy's right.
You've definitely been slurping on your lasses sherry.

It's Thor punishing him. He hates bigoted wankers, so he makes them sit in their dinner.

Re: poop happens : Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:12 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

It's Thor punishing him. He hates bigoted wankers, so he makes them sit in their dinner.

How's the bleeding?

Re: poop happens : Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:13 pm  

That's enough of that, thank you.