Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:48 pm  

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

It starts with the romantic story of a lone Patagonian farmer looking for a lost sheep and chances upon the largest bone ever found just sticking out of the ground.

Do you have any evidence that this is factually incorrect? No.

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

Apparently this bone has been buried for around 100 million years under a few inches of dirt!

Er, not even remotely the case. Not within a seven day camel ride of the facts. I mean, given that most people understand at least the basics of sedimentary layers, how they form, and how they are moved to the surface by tectonic activity, I'd suggest you developed at least a basic understanding of the first principles before making moronic comments.

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

By digging a few feet down they manage to find 200 bones belonging to a Totalbullshitasaur (Sorry, Titanosaur).

Look, if a dinosaur died in one spot then it would be plainly obvious, even to the average cretin, that, being dead, its remains would broadly speaking remain around that spot. If for example its femur is in Patagonia, where would you expect its tibia to be - Poland?

Whenever any bodily remains are discovered, it is not astonishing that by carefully excavating the immediate spot, you'll find most of the remaining bones. You would have to be a moron not to get that.

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

Then the show ends with them assembling and welding together the 120ft long dinosaur in a warehouse. How they plan to get it out of there and on display is a total mystery to me.

Is it? What about this moron-level idea for displaying an anything
1. Dismantle and pack
2. Take somewhere else
3. Re-assemble and display.

Only a moron would fail to understand something so totally simple.

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

As if a 1000.000 year old carcous is going to be stuck out the ground like a sore thumb just oozes bullshit.[/i][/b]

Your number skills are a bit off, but making allowance for your moronicity I suppose I should give due credit that you got the 1 before the zeros. But, what is the reason why a bone of a dead anything might not be sticking out of the ground? Lots of things stick out of the ground, often exposed when erosion takes place - you know, wind, water, that sort of stuff. The mere fact of something sticking out of the ground is not a valid objection. It is you who oozes bullshit.

PS It would be "carcass", and it wasn't, it was a fossilised bone.

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:41 pm  

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

It starts with the romantic story of a lone Patagonian farmer looking for a lost sheep and chances upon the largest bone ever found just sticking out of the ground.

Which seems entirely plausible when pitted against, say, a lone shepherd being spoken to by god through the medium of a burning bush...

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Mon Feb 22, 2016 3:17 pm  

Flat Stanley's posts on the whole appear to be series of Copy/Pastes from the Internet.

I'm not trying to troll by saying this, but are you plagiarising other people's work because you can't articulate your arguments so eloquently?

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:17 am  

bandgeekmafia78 wrote: Flat Stanley's posts on the whole appear to be series of Copy/Pastes from the Internet. I'm not trying to troll by saying this, but are you plagiarising other people's work because you can't articulate your arguments so eloquently? Yep. Take his last post for example on Dinosaur bones: FLAT STANLEY wrote: "David "Eugenics pioneer of bullshit Sir Freemasoic Attenborough" has recently been in a BBC documentary called 'Attenborough and the Giant Dinosaur' which I had the misfortune of watching the whole programme as i downloaded this work of fiction just to see/hear their claims. It starts with the romantic story of a lone Patagonian farmer looking for a lost sheep and chances upon the largest bone ever found just sticking out of the ground. Apparently this bone has been buried for around 100 million years under a few inches of dirt! A team is assembled and cameras are all over it. But you only see them digging and chipping at rock. Not once do you see a bone being uncovered for the first time. You only see them after they have been completely excavated/put in place. By digging a few feet down they manage to find 200 bones belonging to a Totalbullshitasaur (Sorry, Titanosaur). Then the show ends with them assembling and welding together the 120ft long dinosaur in a warehouse. How they plan to get it out of there and on display is a total mystery to me. But too many people just eat this crap up. To me it looks like carved rock. As if a 1000.000 year old carcous is going to be stuck out the ground like a sore thumb just oozes bullshit. This was copy and pasted from here; http://ifers.ace.st/t56-dinosaur-hoax-d ... er-existed Scroll down towards the bottom to a post from someone called 'Paranoid Gramdroid'. It's pretty much word for word, except Stanley has replaced certain bits of wording, such as; "which I had the misfortune of watching the end of whilst round at a friends house. Today I downloaded this work of fiction just to see/hear their claims", to; "which I had the misfortune of watching the whole programme as i downloaded this work of fiction just to see/hear their claims". Pretty sad really. I caught Alice at it the other day too, who has mysteriously vanished.

bandgeekmafia78 wrote: Flat Stanley's posts on the whole appear to be series of Copy/Pastes from the Internet. I'm not trying to troll by saying this, but are you plagiarising other people's work because you can't articulate your arguments so eloquently? Yep. Take his last post for example on Dinosaur bones: FLAT STANLEY wrote: "David "Eugenics pioneer of bullshit Sir Freemasoic Attenborough" has recently been in a BBC documentary called 'Attenborough and the Giant Dinosaur' which I had the misfortune of watching the whole programme as i downloaded this work of fiction just to see/hear their claims. It starts with the romantic story of a lone Patagonian farmer looking for a lost sheep and chances upon the largest bone ever found just sticking out of the ground. Apparently this bone has been buried for around 100 million years under a few inches of dirt! A team is assembled and cameras are all over it. But you only see them digging and chipping at rock. Not once do you see a bone being uncovered for the first time. You only see them after they have been completely excavated/put in place. By digging a few feet down they manage to find 200 bones belonging to a Totalbullshitasaur (Sorry, Titanosaur). Then the show ends with them assembling and welding together the 120ft long dinosaur in a warehouse. How they plan to get it out of there and on display is a total mystery to me. But too many people just eat this crap up. To me it looks like carved rock. As if a 1000.000 year old carcous is going to be stuck out the ground like a sore thumb just oozes bullshit. This was copy and pasted from here; http://ifers.ace.st/t56-dinosaur-hoax-d ... er-existed Scroll down towards the bottom to a post from someone called 'Paranoid Gramdroid'. It's pretty much word for word, except Stanley has replaced certain bits of wording, such as; "which I had the misfortune of watching the end of whilst round at a friends house. Today I downloaded this work of fiction just to see/hear their claims", to; "which I had the misfortune of watching the whole programme as i downloaded this work of fiction just to see/hear their claims". Pretty sad really. I caught Alice at it the other day too, who has mysteriously vanished.

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:58 pm  

Doom&Gloom Merchant wrote:

I caught Alice at it the other day too, who has mysteriously vanished.

He/She/It will be back as soon as Stan forgets to take the meds.

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:12 pm  

TheButcher wrote:

He/She/It will be back as soon as Stan forgets to take the meds.

Hahaha get a job.

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:13 pm  

FLAT STANLEY wrote:

Hahaha get a job.

I already have one, ta.

Is the chemist shut, Stan?

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:28 pm  

I heard a commentator on TalkSport this morning mention the "four corners of the Globe" and instantly thought about you, Stan.

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:47 pm  

bandgeekmafia78 wrote:

I heard a commentator on TalkSport this morning mention the "four corners of the Globe" and instantly thought about you, Stan.

It must be true then...Baaaaah

Re: Under new ownership -delusionals corner : Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:52 pm  

TheButcher wrote:

I already have one, ta.

Is the chemist shut, Stan?

Well you can't be very efficient at it, all you do is stalk me with angst cranial insults. Firearms officer yeah right my bullet you are.