: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:21 pm  

Dead Man Walking wrote:

Female.

FFS, I wouldn't have guessed he was one of those straight people. Everywhere you look nowadays its straight, straight, straight. No one wants it ramming down their neck. I have nowt against them so long as its in the privacy of their own home. But I saw a man and a woman kissing in public the other day, I had to tell the kids to look away. Its all over the telly! Its not how it used to be when everyone loved a jolly good buggering, followed by a good old fashioned felch. Ah, them were the days!

: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:51 pm  

Therailwayendisuponus. wrote:

FFS, I wouldn't have guessed he was one of those straight people. Everywhere you look nowadays its straight, straight, straight. No one wants it ramming down their neck. I have nowt against them so long as its in the privacy of their own home. But I saw a man and a woman kissing in public the other day, I had to tell the kids to look away. Its all over the telly! Its not how it used to be when everyone loved a jolly good buggering, followed by a good old fashioned felch. Ah, them were the days!

: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:40 am  

Therailwayendisuponus. wrote:

....I had to tell the kids to look away...

Kids?

Surrogate mum or batting for both sides?!

: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:00 am  

jourdmart wrote:

Kids?

Surrogate mum or batting for both sides?!

A sticky hand jive into a turkey baster while watching supermarket sweep and sniffing poppers mate.

: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:32 am  

Therailwayendisuponus. wrote:

A sticky hand jive into a turkey baster while watching supermarket sweep and sniffing poppers mate.

Sounds great! Think I'll try it!

: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:38 am  

Therailwayendisuponus. wrote:

No one wants it ramming down their neck.

That kind of defeats your own argument doesn't it?

: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:29 pm  

jourdmart wrote:

Sounds great! Think I'll try it!

Sound, well its on up at Methley WMC, they said they can get away with owt now they are planning to pull it down!