Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:31 pm  

Cav wrote:

May I take this opportunity to remind everyone who is going on the annual outing to the big City that they need to be at their local public bathhouse for cleansing/de-lousing two hours before the tram departs. You will need a doctors certificate stating you are free from diptheria, smallpox, typhus, syphilis, yellow fever and the bubonic plague otherwise you will be turned away at the border.
A packed lunch will be provided consisting of:
Black pudding - 1 slice
Bread and dripping - 1 slice
Tripe - 3lbs
Hard Cheese - 1 hard to swallow lump
and sour grapes will be provided after the match.

May I remind you also that when travelling through Leeds it will be seen as offensive by the locals to do the following things:

Stare at motorised horseless carriages. (They are quite common here and it may be your first time seeing one)

Dribble

Point and say "ooh" when a flying metal bird goes over.

Smile (The residents of Leeds as remarkable as it sounds do posess more than two teeth)

Thank you for reading (listening to this being read out) this notice, now please enjoy our fair city.

Yours

Hubert Chuffley
Leisure and Tourism
Leeds City Council

Grow up little boy FFS.

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:10 pm  

bazzo44 wrote:

No they are the cas props,sargent and Huby.Donkey look-alikes

Nice one.

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:26 pm  

bazzo44 wrote:

No they are the cas props,sargent and Huby.Donkey look-alikes

If they're donkeys I'd hate to see what Korkidas is classed as.

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:27 pm  

It's just total dross. But thats where they turn round and say "lighten up". Can't lighten up to 'humour' like that as it isn't funny. Can't even classify it as sad, just dour & boring.

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:36 pm  

Towns88 wrote:

It's just total dross. But thats where they turn round and say "lighten up". Can't lighten up to 'humour' like that as it isn't funny. Can't even classify it as sad, just dour & boring.

I think it's quite flattering that they feel it necessary to come and troll our forum, they obviously feel threatened by us in some way. You'd think after a few years of success following such a long dry spell, that they wouldn't have got bored of admiring the trophy cabinet already. I mean who knows when the next drought may strike? Or indeed how many may read this and say "Next?"

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:38 pm  

Can't you lot just have a laugh anymore?

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:40 pm  

RhinoNeil wrote:

Cav wrote:

May I take this opportunity to remind everyone who is going on the annual outing to the big City that they need to be at their local public bathhouse for cleansing/de-lousing two hours before the tram departs. You will need a doctors certificate stating you are free from diptheria, smallpox, typhus, syphilis, yellow fever and the bubonic plague otherwise you will be turned away at the border.
A packed lunch will be provided consisting of:
Black pudding - 1 slice
Bread and dripping - 1 slice
Tripe - 3lbs
Hard Cheese - 1 hard to swallow lump
and sour grapes will be provided after the match.

May I remind you also that when travelling through Leeds it will be seen as offensive by the locals to do the following things:

Stare at motorised horseless carriages. (They are quite common here and it may be your first time seeing one)

Dribble

Point and say "ooh" when a flying metal bird goes over.

Smile (The residents of Leeds as remarkable as it sounds do posess more than two teeth)

Thank you for reading (listening to this being read out) this notice, now please enjoy our fair city.

Yours

Hubert Chuffley
Leisure and Tourism
Leeds City Council

Isn`t that what the Germans used to say to your lot

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:46 pm  

cymraegrhino wrote:

Can't you lot just have a laugh anymore?

If we had something humorous to laugh at, then maybe so but the same tired old jokes getting recycled season after season does cause one's sense of humour to dissipate somewhat.

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:11 pm  

Bonzo wrote:

If they're donkeys I'd hate to see what Korkidas is classed as.

That would be classed as an 'ASS'!

Re: Public Transport to Leeds on Friday : Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:20 pm  

cymraegrhino wrote:

Can't you lot just have a laugh anymore?

Tell me something funny and I might..