It's a special extra number in Wakefield: One.. two.. three.. ump.. four.. five.. six.. seven.. eight.. nine.. ten.

It's been that way since sixteen umpty four.

That's about twenty to five in the afternoon is it?

Normal service came to a shuddering end last season when we put 40+ past you on your own pitch, followed it up with another hammering in the pre season match and tomorrow Cas will provide conclusive proof for any remaining doubters that they are once again the number one club in the Wakefield district both off the pitch and on it

Please Daz don't demean us all by including a friendly please, you're better than that. Truth is one game apart you have not beaten us once since 2003 and that is poor. You were beaten 3 times last year one of which was an utter humiliation, I really wouldn't push to hard on this one. So even if you win two on the bounce you have a long way to go before you reclaim the superiority you so desperately crave. Cas and their media cronies can peddle all the propaganda they like - we know which club is boss or we soon will.



For the record I expect you to win tonight, will be delighted if you don't. However at the end of the season we will be above you and by this time next year you will be totally in our shadow.

Alastair Campbell's got nowt on you. Vasty





Enjoy the game, mate.

I probably won't

I did, normal service resumed, Trinity top dogs (cats)

I've given up watching rugby and will now concentrate all my efforts into starting an all female jelly (pork pie) wrestling league. I think Cas has what it takes to be the world champions.

Steak pies might be better? The Cas dancers have certainly got their fair share of Rump!

Well deserved too.

Hey thats how they should be, curvy and rounded, i think the Cas dancers are lovely.

They're indeed lovely.



If Wollo-Wollo-Wollo-Wayoo wants to take the pi$$ out of teenage girl then each to their own.

On the subject of the Claws. Before the game i was talking with a mate who had been sat in the stand watching the curtain raiser. Great effort from both Townville and Fryston under 11's by the way, good hands in poor conditions and a 0-0 scoreline too. Cas first team should have taken note. Oh aye, tha claws. He'd been watching the under 11's but commented to me he'd been sat near the lovely Cas cheerleaders and how lovely they were. Then two minutes later they walk out onto the pitch and they were all about 5 year old. PMSL......"errr, not those cheerleaders!" he said.

Curves are sexy, thats how girls should be. Cas fans and wakey fans should unite behind this common goal.

Do steak pies have jelly! Your just being very silly now.



I've been lead to believe that the jelly is added after the pork pies are made, if this is true it might be easier to bribe a butcher for the pork pie jelly rather than buying 20,000 pies. Got to be pork pie jelly as this is clear and edible, important!