Just to throw names into the hat for no reason, I watched Sam Kasiano play for Easts in the Qld Cup Final yesterday. He's still a ball handler but since joining the Storm and losing weight he's a bit like Samson sans hair. I wouldn't mind signing him at all so long as he was asked to get stuck into the pies.
Similarly our old chubby chum Greg Eastwood also played in the NSW reserve grade final yesterday. I wouldn't go near him for obvious reasons, but in SL he'd be a standout if his heart was in it.
I definitely wouldn't sign both though - I can't imagine what the catering bills would be like.