[Wheels]

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:49 pm  

McLaren_Field wrote:

His office is on the 20th floor
And the lift is broken


Can I suggest the window cleaners cradle ?

He'll find me an office.

He wants me in his team, I've got maaad skills and that.

See how I beat everyone for the next match thread?

Oh yes.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:50 pm  

Wheels wrote:

He'll find me an office.

He wants me in his team, I've got maaad skills and that.

See how I beat everyone for the next match thread?

Oh yes.

It's only because you got the advantage of been able to park closer to the post button.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:52 pm  

McLaren_Field wrote:

His office is on the 20th floor
And the lift is broken


Can I suggest the window cleaners cradle ?

Could you do me a favor while you're not busy? Could you get onto that for me? It needs fixing. Theres laws and stuff...

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:08 pm  

Wheels wrote:

He'll find me an office.

He wants me in his team, I've got maaad skills and that.

See how I beat everyone for the next match thread?

Oh yes.

I've got McFlurry on it. It should be fixed soon. You need to be on the 20th floor cause thats where I'm based. And you don't want to miss out on this do you?



Like the Courtyard isnt it? Not at all?

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:18 pm  

Wheels, if you put a pic of Damo on your CV, you're guaranteed to get a job!

might not be the job you're wanting, but you'll get something!

Re: OT - CV Writing help... : Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:36 pm  

Wheels wrote:

Quick question...

Should I put a picture of myself on my CV?

Cheers.

When we get CV’s in a work our HR assistant de-sexes, de-ages and removes any references to personal attributes (even their name) so by the time they get to the person who shortlists them they have absolutely no idea what kind of person will turn up for the interview.

So in answer to your initial question – No, I wouldn’t bother mate (especially with a mug like yours)

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:41 pm  

Bang wrote:

Could you do me a favor while you're not busy? Could you get onto that for me? It needs fixing. Theres laws and stuff...

Theres a problem, it'll only go down and theres no spares until next week, can you relocate in the basement and I'll get security to direct him to the "down", we can't call it a lift anymore.

How he's going to get back up is anyone's guess, but then maybe he won't want to go home.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:44 pm  

Anyway - seriously now...

I'm writing a CV for my wife, I had to sack her last week, now I'm writing her CV for her, and yes, I am being serious now.

So are all these "CV Templates" that you download for free from the net any good or do interviewers just look at them and throw them in the bin ?

I've never written a CV before, the last time I went for a job you circled an advert in the Evening Post, rang the company from a phone box and they said "come and see us", I got the first job I was interviewed for, those were the good old days see, 1974, full employment and all that...

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:47 pm  

McLaren_Field wrote:

Anyway - seriously now...

I'm writing a CV for my wife, I had to sack her last week, now I'm writing her CV for her, and yes, I am being serious now.

So are all these "CV Templates" that you download for free from the net any good or do interviewers just look at them and throw them in the bin ?

I've never written a CV before, the last time I went for a job you circled an advert in the Evening Post, rang the company from a phone box and they said "come and see us", I got the first job I was interviewed for, those were the good old days see, 1974, full employment and all that...

Online ones a garbage do your own.

And employers usually look for key words dependent upon what the role is so depending on what you intend the wife to do amend it appropriately.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:52 pm  

The Magic Wand wrote:

Online ones a garbage do your own.

And employers usually look for key words dependent upon what the role is so depending on what you intend the wife to do amend it appropriately.

I don't mean the ones that fill in the blanks for you, I mean the general layout of them, are they all pretty much the same, are employers looking for the same info in the same location on the page ?