: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:20 pm
Wheels wrote:
I like going on there and freaking them out with my sick jokes.
And I don't mean sick as in good. I mean sick as in bad.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: am i the stranger?
You: or
You: are you?
You: these are the questions...
Stranger: haah both i guess?
You: im not so sure
You: i dont know you
You: but i think i might
Stranger: and i don't kn ow you
You: but you know OF me
You: right?
Stranger: hah
Stranger: strangers in the night?
You: i'm the anti christ
You: ive come to destroy america
Stranger: the antichrist is on omegle
Stranger: intersting
Stranger: nothing better to do?
You: you are the first to hear of this
You: no i havent
You: well
You: i have
You: but i theres an erm
You: block thing on the works computers
Stranger: haha
Stranger: porn at work?
You: and it wont let me search for midget goat sex with clown on kitchen table sex aids
You: so
Stranger: well thats very specific
You: i'm kinda going for the whole
You: 'heeey im the anti christ' thing
Stranger: well where exactly would the anti christ be located?
You: butlins
Stranger: and thats where?
You: watching same difference perform their rendition of ' in the land of make believe '
You: and enjoying it
You: silently
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and would the anti christ be male or female?
You: goat female
Stranger: i'd think female, being the opposite of christ
You: i wonder if the sun actually shined out of jesus butt
You: it'd certainly be handy
Stranger: haha
You: especially when they locked him in that cave thing
Stranger: i don't know much about that whole jesus thing
You: maybe thats how he got out
You: he melted the cave
Stranger: you have some interesting theories
You: theorie?
You: this is the truth man!
You: this really happened
You: i saw it
You: i lived it!
Stranger: you must be pretty damn old
You: 517
Stranger: but you don't look a day over 256
You: i have beauty secrets
You: drugs
You: hard drugs
Stranger: thats no secret
You: smack in particular
Stranger: ah, you must share you secret
You: i just did
You: drugs
Stranger: i mean actually share, spread the wealth
You: a virtual go around
You: here
You: have some MDMA
Stranger: haha
You: lick it off this circus midgets forehead
Stranger: oh i love circus midgets!
Stranger: what flavor?
You: what flavour midget?
You: black
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yum
You: black circus midget
You: and he's got a baaaad attitude
You: he's curse yo momma
Stranger: that's ok, i'd curse her too
You: its a he
You: and he heard you call him a she
You: he's gon do yo silly white ass
Stranger: no, i called my momma a she
You: he didnt think so
You: hes totally took it the wrong way
Stranger: he needs to pay better attention
You: OOOOOO
You: OH NO YOU DI-EEENT
