Here's one from the Admiral's song book, for all you harking back to those heady October nights in Manchester not-so-very-long-ago ....
(With the utmost respect to the Beach Boys, the Barmy Army etc.)
Tune : Sloop John B (trad.arr)
We all came over from Leeds
The South Stand Army and me
Around Manchester town we did roam
Four quid for a pint, forty quid for a seat
But with Sinfield as captain, we'll take the cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home
Cunningham's a broken man
Without Sculthorpe he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos with Sinfield as captain will take our cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home
Now Danny’s a caring guy
Helps kids in his spare time
But now he's gonna tear the Scousers apart
They can't stop his runs
And so Loiners have won
And with Sinfield as captain, he’ll take our cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home