: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:03 pm  

You can picture the little sty just outside of Mexico City .... All the pigs gathered around.

"Right, so I understand the chickens are working on something to wipe out all the humans .... What do we think to that then, lads ?"

"Well, if they can get flu, we can get flu too and Brother Miquel here has been working on something to put swine-kind back on the map .... Our own version of flu !"

"That's it settled then brothers, from tomorrow we're going to have our own go at taking over this planet ... We can't do a much worse job than the current lot. Are you with me ? Trotter to trotter ?"

"I move that Brother Jose has the right to infect the first human"

"Seconded"

"This is it lads, today swill ... Tomorrow as much steak and fine wine as you can eat ! Who said then once the humans went, the spiders or cockroaches would be next, eh ?"

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:04 pm  

This pig flu is bad, i must have had it for a bout a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:05 pm  

Hang on, there's a pig farm behind Knowsley Road!

And Lee Smith has been ill since playing there.......

Mexico be damned, it's time to sterilise St Helens!

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:05 pm  

Sibbs Rhinos wrote:

you knew swine flu would become an epidemic and wrote a whole list of jokes about it. Spooky

Nah nowt like that mate, my mobile phone has been bombarded with texts!

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:06 pm  

gulfcoast_highwayman wrote:

Hang on, there's a pig farm behind Knowsley Road!

And Lee Smith has been ill since playing there.......

Mexico be damned, it's time to sterilise St Helens!

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:06 pm  

AdmiralHanson wrote:

You can picture the little sty just outside of Mexico City .... All the pigs gathered around.

"Right, so I understand the chickens are working on something to wipe out all the humans .... What do we think to that then, lads ?"

"Well, if they can get flu, we can get flu too and Brother Miquel here has been working on something to put swine-kind back on the map .... Our own version of flu !"

"That's it settled then brothers, from tomorrow we're going to have our own go at taking over this planet ... We can't do a much worse job than the current lot. Are you with me ? Trotter to trotter ?"

"I move that Brother Jose has the right to infect the first human"

"Seconded"

"This is it lads, today swill ... Tomorrow as much steak and fine wine as you can eat ! Who said then once the humans went, the spiders or cockroaches would be next, eh ?"

sounds like something from the life of brian

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:15 pm  

Sibbs Rhinos wrote:

when i die, i want to die like my grandfather soundly in his sleep, unlike his screaming passengers in the back

...of the bus.

Its a cracker when told properly

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:40 pm  

Lawrie L wrote:

the girls of Bradford must be worried they wont be able to spread their disease around

What wrong with Bradford girls, I married one!!

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:43 pm  

Richie Ramrod wrote:

What wrong with Bradford girls, I married one!!

says it all

then again you are a bandwaggoner from Halifax

: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:45 pm  

Lawrie L wrote:

says it all

then again you are a bandwaggoner from Halifax

Halifax were great yesterday as well, much better attacking threat than the Rhinos.

Having said that I will be in Scotland at the weekend cheering the boys on.