: Thu May 14, 2009 11:49 pm  

LS13 wrote:

And for those who think it is an act of laziness to get a taxi for a half-mile journey.. Would YOU like to walk it with a busted ankle ?


Thought not .

I bet you wear pink.

: Fri May 15, 2009 2:05 am  

Noooo.. not pinched anything off your washing line recently .

: Fri May 15, 2009 7:26 am  

LS13 wrote:

Noooo.. not pinched anything off your washing line recently .

Don't have a washing line.

HTH

: Fri May 15, 2009 5:57 pm  

Would you claim for one on an expense account if you thought it wasn't stretching the rules too much ?

: Fri May 15, 2009 6:04 pm  

LS13 wrote:

Would you claim for one on an expense account if you thought it wasn't stretching the rules too much ?

I couldn't risk it. I'm already claiming for a dryer.

: Fri May 15, 2009 6:25 pm  

so , why not put in a claim for a washing line ? Then you could claim for the pink clothes to hang on it . and the washing machine , soap powder , biscuits to nibble while you watch the cleaner you share with your brother do the washing , home entertainment system so you got music , a gardener to tidy around the washing line posts , a comfy massage chair to sit in while you watch him tipping hundreds of bags of manure on the garden . Tell him to be careful not to tip any in the moat/helipad/tennis court/swimming pool . Oops , almost forgot to mention that you will need to claim for a wheelbarrow/rake/shovel etc for him.. i could go on , but I think you getting the picture

By the way . Before you say you don't have a garden . Get a claim in for one of those too . May as well have yourself a mock-tudor mansion complete with a new portico in the garden while you are at it . Oooh , and you must get all that nasty wisteria removed , it looks horrible .