: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:12 pm
Lawrie L wrote:
My Jord Leeds Festival predictions
* he sleeps with a lass the size of an elephant
* he drinks 50+ cans
* he falls over 4 times
* he phones me during Oman and dances as bad as me in that "video"
* he cries during Radiohead
* he manages to do a stunt on Floydy without Floydy being there
* he eats a £5 campsite burger
* he will have a poo in one of the festival toilets
* he will dive headfirst in the aftershock tent jacquzi
have a good one lad
Fairly good assesment young lawrence.
I am likely to;
*Sleep with at least one right minger
*Be hammered getting off the coach.
*Stay Hammered all weekend.
*Drink all of the 72 cans of beer I will attempt to carry on my back.
*Eat several £5 campsite burgers
*Prank Floydy even though he isn't there.
*Wind up Adam even though he isn't there.
*Insult Loz even though he's not there.
*Crack one over Johnny's missus even though shes not there.
*Insult several Nigerian volunteer workers.
*Dance like Loz several times.
*Invent something to pass my random boredom, catapults are good.
*Go skinny dipping in the long drop toilets
*Have several poos and wees in inappropriate places.
*Go tent jumping
*Insult several people with my celebrity lookalike game.