: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:43 pm  

LS13 wrote:

Got my coat on and heading for the door

good, the taxi is waiting

: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:14 pm  

LS13 wrote:

A mate of mine has gone in for testing...






..Well he has been with some right pigs recently..




Got my coat on and heading for the door

Yeah a BABY just died in USA and more in mexico...your jokes really funny

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:23 am  

and of course i am the only one posting jokes aint i ....

oink

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:29 am  

*( NEWSFLASH )*
APB out on Jack Tweed and Jeff Brazier .. .. If you see either of these men then tell them they must wrap a blanket around their faces and report immediately to their nearest hospital

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:05 am  

you can only catch it if you have been in contact with an infected pig.

bet jack tweed is brickin' himself.


i rang the swine flu hotline but it was a poor line. all i got was crackling



you can only catch it from being near a fat,sweaty pig.

if i see ricky in edinburgh i'm hiding

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:57 am  

Tried ringing the Swine flu helpline last night, but all i could hear was Crackling!!

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:00 am  

Bored on your way to work on the train or bus, Pretend your on the phone and talk about your 4 week tour of mexico, Then hang up and sneeze!!

[Wheels]

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:12 am  

I've just got back from a holiday in Mexico. Upon my return home I found a note from my wife saying that her and the kids have moved into her parents for a month and a message from my work telling me not to come in until further notice.

The ironic thing is, I won that holiday in a Carlsberg competition.

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:34 am  

Craigloiner wrote:

Tried ringing the Swine flu helpline last night, but all i could hear was Crackling!!

Boom boom

[Ex-Swarcliffe Rhino]

: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:39 am  

Thomas Cook rang me this morning to tell me that id one a months all-inclusive stay in Cancun, but ive had to decline. I tell you im pigs sick about it.