syphur55* wrote:
especially the pleb who tried to nick my phone when i was walking back to the leeds festival site in 2001, he lay down on the ground for a good ten minutes after his "attempt"
Are you sure that this person was from Leeds? My family once invited a Londoner to our annual summer Barbie. He left the party to try and a nick a phone. We’ve shunned him since but that doesn’t mean I hold the same opinion of all things London.
Leeds like St Helens (I’m convinced your hiding Bin Laden) is full of genuine people who would call a vet if they saw a baby rabbit whimpering in the middle of the road struggling for life. But there’s that small minority that we both have in our hometowns that would get their phone out to film this creature struggling and make it struggle even more by kicking it like a football.