That's surely no way to think about that fine, upstanding, honourable and selfless honest man? He who only ever puts the game, and helping out fellow clubs in need out of the pure goodness of his heart, well ahead of his own club's interests? Even if you "cohersed" him I'm sure he'd never do anything to give his club any kind of unfair advantage, so how can you think such of him? I'm sure that if Rugby League was empowered to canonize anyone it would be this perfect man?

I for one would most definitely canonize him. Oh yes. Absolutely.

I think a 155mm howitzer would do the trick...