Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:43 pm  

Noble & Honest wrote:

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I used to love a king size Mars Bar.
The Government decided kids were unfit so banned them.
Mars produced the King Size in 2 halves.
In one packet.

Kids are still fat

I may have some differences with N&H but that could just be greatest post of all time

[Bulliac]

Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:35 am  

MMMmm, yeah, right.....

Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:49 am  

This is one for all you chocolate lovers but not a Mars Bar in sight..

Fifty Shades of Chocolate

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name ?

Polo, I'm the one with the hole she said with a Whisper.

I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts, he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her,

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch ......

turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts


I'll get my coat

Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:07 am  

Sweet!

Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:35 am  

Brian Noble looks a little bit like Parker out of Thunderbirds.

Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:58 am  

Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza wrote:

Brian Noble looks a little bit like Parker out of Thunderbirds.

That would explain why Dr K offered him a new job as his driver!

Re: Noble 'sacked' for Harris : Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:08 pm  

I think suggesting that Noble's Bradford weren't entertaining is one of the funniest things I've read all year....and I'm a Leeds fan!! I hated them with a passion, but they definitely weren't boring!