Things I Blame McNamara For....... : Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:34 pm  

1. Us not being very good.
2. The world economy.
3. Joey Barton.
4. The wart on my toe.
5. Ferocious Aardvark.
6. Lada.
7. My baldness.
8. Michael Barrymore.
9. Jonathan Creek.
10. Famine.
11. The death of Woolworths.
12. Fridge magnets.
13. Old women in post office queues.
14. Taxi Drivers.
15. Charity muggers.
16. Kerry Katona.
17. Overseas call centres.
18. Skol.
19. People taking too long (usually women) at a cash machine.
20. Michael Winner.
21. Tomatoes.
22. Rugby Union.
23. Flavoured water.
24. Farming difficulties in Zimbabwe.
25. Apartheid.
26. Ugly people on TV. (see point 16)
27. Louis Walsh.
28. The (illegal) Turkish Invasion of Cyprus in 1974.
29. Turkey.
30. Turks.
31. Donner Kebabs.
32. Knife Crime.
33. The youth of today.
34. Old people saying "In my day......"
35. The battle of Waterloo.
36. Overcrowding in prisons.
37. ABBA.
38. Steven Segal movies.
39. David Beckhams red card v Argentina in World Cup 1998.
40. As above, Rooney v Portugal.
41. Crap signings and poor tactics.
42. The Tsunami that hit Sri Lanka.
43. Dysentry. (and Dallas. )
44. People called Geoffrey/Jeffrey.
45. KD Lang being a lezza.
46. The slave trade.
47. Gun running.
48. Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.
49. Eddie and Stevo.
50. Phil "Wigan" Clarke.
51. Fairground Attraction's eighties music killer "Perfect"
52. Hot Fuzz.
53. Grey sock and hankies for Christmas.
54. My mum.
55. Greenhouse gasses and the continuing destruction of the ozone layer.
56. Deforestation.
57. Bono.
58. Frogs (both leathery and French)
59. Hairy backs/bums.
60. Genital warts.
61. The pound - euro conversion rate.
62. Dale's Supermarket Sweep.
63. The Flumps.
64. Mr Blobby.
65. Simon Finnigan.
66. Smaller Wagon Wheels.
67. Lower alcohol Stella Artois.
68. Eddie "the eagle" Edwards.
69. Fish stocks.
70. Fishsta.
71. Bird flu.
72. Uri Geller.
73. The Sinclair C-5.
74. The IRA
75. Whaling.
76. The assasination of John Lennon.
77. Ratners.
78. People that shop in Netto supermarkets.
79. Crap car boot sales.
80. Female "comediennes".
81. Illegal immigrants.
82. BEKO televisions.
83. Amy Winehouse's habit.
84. George W Bush.
85. Alan Carr.
86. The price of bread.
87. The Trafford Arms hotel shower.
88. Weeds.
89. Magazines devoted to horses.
90. Basque Seperatism / ETA.
91. Kim Jung Il.
92. Berets.
93. Fingerless gloves.
94. Crazy frog.
95. Bob Geldof.
96. Jade Goody.
97. Songs of Praise.
98. Daniel O Donnell and people who buy his records.
99. Tripe (see above)
100. Ray French.

Any more?

: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:53 pm  

Is this you trying to be a Mr, Damo-Leeds ?

: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:54 pm  

101: The film Batman & Robin
102: Ben Afleck
103: The Simpsons not being funny any more
104: Jack the Ripper
105: The Star Wars prequels being poop
106: JFK assassination
107: The fall of the Roman empire
108: The rise of Hitler in the 1930's
109: Pointless Hollywood remakes
110: Bobby Davro
111: The crick in my neck
112: All diseases know to man except HIV and cancer
113: HIV and cancer
114: "100 Greatest x" TV shows
115: Joe Pasqualie
116: The expansion of China's influence
117: Women who get pissy when men make sexist comments about them when they're wearing low-cut and revealing clothes
118: Jordan
119: Novelty Xmas records
120: Stalin's purges of communist Russia

: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:57 pm  

tim791 wrote:

Is this you trying to be a Mr, Damo-Leeds ?

He is merely a pretender.

: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:58 pm  

Roofaldo wrote:

112: All diseases know to man except HIV and cancer
113: HIV and cancer

: Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:11 pm  

You forgot steve ganson,stuart cummings and solomona's diet!

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Re: Things I Blame McNamara For....... : Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:15 pm  

mystic eddie wrote:

28. The (illegal) Turkish Invasion of Cyprus in 1974.

You little scamp.

Regretable yes, illegal no.

In its resolution of the 29 July 1974, the Council of Europe confirmed the legality of the Turkish invasion. Then none other than the Greek court of appeal in Athens upheld this decision in the following year. The Greek court went on to add:

"The real culprits ...are the Greek officers who engineered and staged a coup and prepared the conditions for the invasion".

I have it on good authority that Macca was the presiding judge if that helps.

: Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:41 pm  

Is he responsible for Mystic Eddie not being funny in the slightest?

Even if he then adds a wink and claims irony.

: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:59 am  

Stul wrote:

Is he responsible for Mystic Eddie not being funny in the slightest?

Even if he then adds a wink and claims irony.

Ooh harsh.

Just trying to lighten the mood a bit. After all I blame him for everything that goes wrong at the Bulls so he is as well taking the blame for everything else!

However, whether you (or anyone else for that matter) find it funny or not really does not bother me in the slightest TBH.

Re: Things I Blame McNamara For....... : Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:14 am  

mystic eddie wrote:

54. My mum.

Any more?

Tut tut, what's your mum done wrong to you ?