Split: "Northern, Northern" and other ditties : Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:40 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

I'm off to slit my wrists now.

Jesus Christ. You've only just returned from the dead.

: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:44 pm  

tigertot wrote:

Jesus Christ. You've only just returned from the dead.

Come on now, I know the 'Vark is highly regarded and even worshipped in some quarters (allegedly...) but to suggest its the Second Coming is taking it a bit far?

: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:13 pm  

tigertot wrote:

Jesus Christ. You've only just returned from the dead.

No mate, I've not been in Ilkley for years

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:52 am  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

No mate, I've not been in Ilkley for years

Thank goodness. Betty's is a haven of Rhino culture.

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:26 pm  

tigertot wrote:

...Rhino culture.

Dictionary.com wrote:

ox⋅y⋅mo⋅ron   /ˌɒksɪˈmɔrɒn, -ˈmoʊr-/
[ok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-]
–noun, plural -mo⋅ra  /-ˈmɔrə, -ˈmoʊrə/ [-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh]
Rhetoric. a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:44 pm  

You're doing them a disservice. What about the South Stand band and their incredible array of songs: 'One Lee Smith', 'One Scott Donald' 'One Rob Burrow', 'One Kevin Sinfield'...

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:49 pm  

af wrote:

You're doing them a disservice. What about the South Stand band and their incredible array of songs: 'One Lee Smith', 'One Scott Donald' 'One Rob Burrow', 'One Kevin Sinfield'...

It can still be funny, though. Do you remember the chant at the Scotland/Rangers 'keeper after he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic?

"Two Andy Gorams
There's only two Andy Gorams
Two Andy Goooooo - raams
There's only two Andy Goooo-rammms"

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:50 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

It can still be funny, though. Do you remember the chant at the Scotland/Rangers 'keeper after he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic?

"Two Andy Gorams
There's only two Andy Gorams
Two Andy Goooooo - raams
There's only two Andy Goooo-rammms"

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:11 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

It can still be funny, though. Do you remember the chant at the Scotland/Rangers 'keeper after he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic?

"Two Andy Gorams
There's only two Andy Gorams
Two Andy Goooooo - raams
There's only two Andy Goooo-rammms"

I liked it when Hull had 2 Richie Barnetts. They would sing "There's only one Richie Barnett".

: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:12 pm  

af wrote:

You're doing them a disservice. What about the South Stand band and their incredible array of songs: 'One Lee Smith', 'One Scott Donald' 'One Rob Burrow', 'One Kevin Sinfield'...

"Come on you Bulls"....