: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:58 am  

Lord Magoon wrote:

Flowers? Or an ancient brew I have unearthed made of mouse milk,crushed ants,badgers eyes,the scrotum of a unicorn and bark from the Josua tree, all mixed together with mediaeval breakfast ale,porter and raw sugar cane spirit.This is distilled then put in vats for 142 years,10 months, 16 days,9hours and 11 minutes.

You want some?

I'll take 2 pints. Come to think of it, I think I had some of that in a pu in Armley once. Said Tetley's on the tap, but I think it was probably what you've just described.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:02 am  

What's the point of this post ... other than to feed Leeds trolls?

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:14 am  

Bulldozer wrote:

What's the point of this post ... other than to feed Leeds trolls?

because of the massive gap between our clubs now your guys cant really have any banter about rugby as its a no contest.

So you have dropped to this level!!

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:29 am  

Adeybull wrote:

Ah...that might just be where we hit a teeny weeny snag...

Pay me more than i'm on currently and i'll consider it

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:37 am  

Bulldozer wrote:

What's the point of this post ... other than to feed Leeds trolls?

I'd not worry - their resident mischiefmaker-general has started a thread on Substandard about THIS thread, and they are doing a good job feeding themselves without any help from us.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:37 am  

Bulldozer wrote:

What's the point of this post ... other than to feed Leeds trolls?

That's right, go and play in yer own yard !

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:43 am  

I am conducting this serious survey on behalf of a medical establishment in Leeds.
They have had a lot of problems with Carnegie Whinos fans developing callouses on their hands and fingers.We aim to find out whether this is due to using a keyboard too much or that a large number of them have another problem.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:47 am  

Lord Magoon wrote:

I am conducting this serious survey on behalf of a medical establishment in Leeds.
They have had a lot of problems with Carnegie Whinos fans developing callouses on their hands and fingers.We aim to find out whether this is due to using a keyboard too much or that a large number of them have another problem.

Is this the same company that have set up a specialist gastro-intestinal Clinic in the BD6 area??? Ive heard they have about 17 patients already and the doctors are stumped. They claim these 17 are "gutless." Any idea who they could be???

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:57 am  

Lord Magoon wrote:

I am conducting this serious survey on behalf of a medical establishment in Leeds.
They have had a lot of problems with Carnegie Whinos fans developing callouses on their hands and fingers.We aim to find out whether this is due to using a keyboard too much or that a large number of them have another problem.

They should be looking into "hairy palm syndrome" IMO

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:30 pm  

They will be crying tonight Bulls win was bottle, Whinos loss was the refs fault again