: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:56 pm
I’ll come clean..
My list made me look like an idiot! -
100 Reasons Why Bulls won’t win Leeds next Season
1. Bradford won’t ever win Leeds again its rugby leagues worse kept secret
2. Jimmie Lowes is long gone
3. Joe Vangana won’t be they to cripple Senior
4. You think Bradford can seriously beat Leeds with Platt at Fullback
5. Scruton just won’t want to play against his former team mates
6. You no longer give refs money in their back pockets
7. Steve McNamara will be still head coach at Bradford next season
8. Bradford have a softcock forward pack
9. Only an idiot would bet a Bradford win against Leeds
10. You have been bribed to lose against Leeds because you can’t afford to pay over the Harris Cock Up
11. Deacon misses kicks these days
12. Beaver has a clause in his contract that he shouldn’t play Leeds so he can avoid humiliation in his twilight years (that’s the reason why he signed from Manly Sea Eagals so he didn’t have to play us in the World Club Challenge).
13. Semi just won’t be able to break our line
14. You never signed Danny McGuire
15. Your systems are all wrong at Bradford
16. You’ve got a squad full of people who just don’t care about Bradford and are only they because there’s nowhere else to go
17. Bull Boy doesn’t even have faith in you any more
18. Leeds Rhinos love nothing more than beating Bradford
19. Leeds will never forgot when you beat us in that 2005 final
20. Leeds will never forgive you for cheating your way to the title
21. Video refs have it out for Bradford
22. David Solomona is passed it
23. Having Newton as your hooker is asking for trouble
24. With the Odsal Sporting Village bid set to fail Bradford have no future and that will be reflected by the way the team plays
25. These days Bradford get excited about signing a passed it Prop Forward, Leeds get excited by signing a State of Origin captain
26. You have let go of your best prop forward - Chris Feather
27. McNamara calls this season tuff - god help him next season
28. You have no world beaters coming through the academy
29. Bradford fans have even resorted to doing Dream teams for Bradford in the SL era during the SL season - that’s how bad it is
30. Just because Jordon Tansey is off next season it doesn’t mean we won’t rob you again we’ve still got a criminal in our rank like Ryan Bailey
31. Peacock has it in for Bradford thanks for them not offering a decent contract under controversial circumstances.
32. Playing at Odsal is like a home game for Leeds these days
33. The Barmy Army will sing they hearts out at this derby match
34. Mick Gledhill will cast Leeds downfall against Bradford so were bound to win now!
35. Bradford Bulls? More like Bradford Babies
36. My Buddha won’t be going walk about to a Bradford household next year
37. Our players wish to eclipse that 30 - 0 win over Bradford
38. We have players who can score five tries in one match still - your six tries in one match hero left for Union
39. Bradford are an ageing squad
40. The attendance is falling at Bradford
41. Its long been an end of a glorious era for Bradford
42. Bulls started to decline when they let go of Robbie Paul who has since raised to super stardom
43. You last won a Super League in 2005, Leeds on the other hand won it this year and last year
44. You have only won the challenge cup six times
45. The future in general isn’t looking good at Bradford
46. We have Carnegie, You have Grattan
47. Only Bradford could have faith in Deacon to win them games
48. Leeds have better sub benches than Bradford
49. Leeds are a lot faster than Bradford
50. The Samaritans will be on hand at local derby games for Bradford fans
51. Mystic Meg Predicts a Leeds win against Bradford
52. Your kit will irritate the players skins so much it will cause them to lose against Leeds
54. Bradford Players wear the wrong type of footwear
55. Burgess is Injured
56. Leeds will own Bradford in the first half
57. Leeds will own Bradford in the second half
58. Bradford’s bad luck will only spur Leeds on
59. Your defence is terrible
60. Your attack is even worse
61. Brian Noble is no longer at the helm
62. Leeds will break new records against Bradford next term
63 Leeds are an A licence, Bradford are a poor B
64. Bradford are a shadow of the team that they used to be
65. Leeds will rise above Bradford’s dirty tactics
66. Sinfield loves nothing more than beating Bradford Bulls
67. Bradford have no pace out wide
68. Bradford will only score against Leeds by getting a penaltie near the Leeds goal line
69. No one can stop Leeds including Bradford
70. You are nothing but lambs for slaughter for Leeds
71. Bradford don’t even compete for a top three spot any more
72. If you can lose to Wigan you can Lose to Leeds
73. You Physio is secretly a Leeds fan
74. Bradford is full of girls who complain to the ref at every opportunity
75. Rikki Sheriffe isn’t the answer against Leeds
76. You can sign Darren Lockyer you still couldn’t win Leeds
77. Iestyn Harris has left meaning Bradford will be more clueless than ever now
78. It was a big mistake letting go of James Evans
79. Chris Nero is still playing at Bradford!?!?!?!?
80. All your best players are terminal crocks and just play to get their wages
81. Bradford’s best displays only come about when your playing minnows in the early rounds of the challenge cup any ways
82. Get in Bradford’s faces and you’ve won them
83. I’ll give Bradford 30 points head start
84. Leeds don’t fear Bradford any more
85. Donald’s pace will rip you to shreds
86. We have young Watkins coming through the ranks
87. Bull Power my booty
88. When I think of Bradford I think of how rubbish they are
89. Your really hopeless without big les
90. Leeds will be your Matadors
91. The biggest overstatement I’ve ever seen is Ewwenorfolk from RFLfans stating this! - “What if we finish 1st next season??”
92. 13 Bulls losing on the field
13 Bulls losing on the field
If one gets sent off they will be
12 Bulls losing on the field etc etc etc
93. Langley is no good to play against Leeds
94. You only have two world class players in your squad - the rest are poo
95. Bradford will only win against Catalan, Castleford, Wakefield, Hull FC, Salford, Celtic and Hull KR next season
96. This will be Bradford’s worse ever season
97. A princess will die this season and Bulls will fade away (remember that one from years ago!)
98. Our very own Academy has a better chance of beating the first team than Bradford beating us
99. Robbie Burrow will just own Bradford
100. Leeds are going to go unbeaten next season and Bradford for one aren’t our main threats!