: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:49 pm  

. . . . . ditto above (besides, I was envious!) - Bullpower

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:05 pm  

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Cause he kneaded a poo.

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:00 am  

What does Speedy Gonzalez have under his carpets?

Underlay Underlay


Did you here about the landlord shot dead in his pub cellar?

The Drayman is the prime suspect he gave him both barrells.


My brother's just got a job in a bowling alley.

It's not tenpin it's permanent.

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:23 am  

A mate of mine told me he was humping his girlfreind and her twin. I said, "How can you tell them apart". He said, "Her Brothers got a moustache"

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:12 pm  

molibdimum wrote:

. . . funny . . . . but this is a family board - Bullpower

Consider myself told off.

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:47 pm  

Visage wrote:

A mate of mine told me he was humping his girlfreind and her twin. I said, "How can you tell them apart". He said, "Her Brothers got a moustache"