Dear Santa,
Thank you for delivering some more socks and shower gell this morning even though I had actually asked for a Ferrari or a night with Angelina Jolie.
I have now changed my mind so I hope you have kept the receipts.
My new wish is for you to arrange for me to be there watching when Pumpety tells our new signing he looks like a girl with that hair do.
I would appreciate it if you could do this as it could be an interesting watch.