Option 837:
Wake up to realise it is actually 11/2/04, not 11/02/14. And all this crap has been one big long nightmare but it never happened.
We are still triple-champions, and looking forward to seeing off Penrith at the McAlpine.
And Iestyn Harris is nowhere on the radar, and JP has vowed to stay a one-club man.
And, just to show that the theory of alternative realities DOES have some credibility, Sir James has not yet hung his boots up, Sir Daniel has not yet gone back to Oz and indeed signed a new 3-year contract, and - way before its time - someone dicovered that Odsal sits on top of the biggest shale oil deposit in the northern hemisphere.
Now, where were we? Have I had my tea yet...?